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Re: [Woody Allen] Michael's Pub/Jokes/Tips   Message List  
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Re: [Woody Allen] Michael's Pub/Jokes/Tips

There's a great joke that goes with that in his
standup act. He says:

"My rabbi is from a reformed order. In fact, he's so
reformed, he's a nazi."

god- he's so funnyyyyyyyy.


--- TodH1999@... wrote:
> In a message dated 2/24/2003 11:49:06 PM Eastern
> Standard Time,
> arouetrevol@... writes:
>
> > Wow- where did you see that? the HARVEY thing.
> I'd
> > love to see it-
> >
> > About the word reversal thing, part of it is also
> > woody's delivery. He's got great delivery- his
> > pauses, nervousness- it adds a lot.
> >
>
> I got the HARVEY thing from some video traders. It
> and
> the other specials are great.
>
> Right. The line was my "grandfather on his deathbed
> (pause a little)
> sold me (emphasis on sold) this watch."
> Grandfather makes it more
> sentimental for the setup.
>
> There's a joke I love in the Kraft special. I hate
> to paraphrase a classic
> but it was something like, "My mother thinks I'm
> anti-Semitic. Back during
> the '67 war when everyone was buying tree in Israel
> for victory I didn't buy
> one. Instead I got a really good deal on a tree in
> Jordan."
>
>
>
> [Non-text portions of this message have been
> removed]
>
>


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Tue Mar 4, 2003 3:22 am

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In a message dated 2/12/2003 3:49:02 PM Eastern Standard Time, ... It's Michael's Pub and the place serves food (good steaks) so I think you can probably get...
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Thanks for answering my questions Tod. I really enjoyed this post. You should teach comedy 101 or something. I've always known that there was a difference...
Spenser Kimbrough
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Feb 13, 2003
5:17 pm

Wow- where did you see that? the HARVEY thing. I'd love to see it- About the word reversal thing, part of it is also woody's delivery. He's got great...
Arouet Revol
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Feb 25, 2003
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In a message dated 2/24/2003 11:49:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, ... I got the HARVEY thing from some video traders. It and the other specials are great. ...
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Feb 25, 2003
5:13 am

There's a great joke that goes with that in his standup act. He says: "My rabbi is from a reformed order. In fact, he's so reformed, he's a nazi." god- he's...
Arouet Revol
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Mar 4, 2003
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