We knew that I Could Never Be Your Woman was coming out on DVD today,
and it did.

What we didn't know is that Tracey is on page 100 of the March issue
of Esquire magazine (Ahh-nold is on the cover), telling us "10 Things
You Didn't Know About Women." Here's what she had to say:

1. On being asked to write a piece such as this, our thoughts
immediately become lewd. Hence…

2. The Hitachi Magic Wand is rarely used on the shoulder muscle while
gazing wistfully into the distance like the model on the box.

3. We don’t envy the woman in the Cialis ad. What’s in it for her over
the next thirty-six hours? Cystitis, probably.

4. Thongs hurt, and your bum digests them.

5. Equality will be achieved when we see David Duchovny’s knob on
Californication.

6. We hate the smell of Axe.

7. We really don’t find farting funny.

8. We’d rather you fart than wear Axe.

9. We know that, in the main, men are funnier than women.

10. And we can pee standing up.




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