Ernie asked me, "Soph, do you know what the difference is between a
Caesar Salad and fellatio?"

I said to him, "No, Ernie, I don't."

"Great," says Ernie, "Let's do lunch!"

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Ernie and I were sitting next to each other on a plane. After
takeoff, I violently sneezed and excused myself to go to the
bathroom... so Ernie stood up to let me out.

I returned, and 15 minutes later I sneezed again big time, and again
excused myself to go to the bathroom.

Ernie, a little tired of jumping up so often...asked me: "You keep
sneezing, what's the problem?"

I said to him, "Ernie, I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze
I have an orgasm."

He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"

I said: "Pepper."