Once upon a time, there was a place where dormant gookum grew freely.
Now, this dormant gookum was flowing all over the place, and poor
little Squirrelzilla was hungry, and there were oak trees in the
dormant gookum. These acorns were floating in the dormant gookum, so
this completely famished little squirrel went and ate as many acorns
as he needed to in order to satiate his hunger. This humble little
creature grew larger and larger, and eventually, needed to go
someplace else, as he was too big for the room anymore.