TEX'S ADVENTURES IN HOLLYWOODLAND


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sub-JECT: "THE HELL THAT IS MY LIFE" ..plus... You RATE 'cannibal holocaust'
THE TWISTED SINEMA UNDERGROUND FESTIVAL's Audience Selection's 2006 Favorite
MOTION PICTURE !!!!

Howdy and salutations from the RABBIT HOLE...Before we get to the Twisted
Biznazz of our popular li'l ol SINematic International Festival & other
HorseSh*t...Some behind the screams newz!!!! got stuck intraffic with my
sh*tmoble...smart-ass d.j.'s on the traffic radio a laughin' and reportin' about
the stalled idiot on the hwy# 401....tow truck bill, I knew was gonna be
hellciois...kids givin' me the finger from their irrate parnet's vehicles...did
I get angry ...AFTER WHUT I BIN THROUGH THIS YEAR!!!!!?...i JUST SAT IN THE
MIDDLE OF BUSY TRAFFIC AND PURRED GENTLY TO My DEAD ASS GRAND PRIX..."Baby, whut
took you so long!"...ONWARD...: Thousands have been loading up my e-mailbox
about the availabiltiy of the martial arts eroti- horror "Sinners & Saints" w/
my Feature film Acting debut as the demonic BRIMSTONE MILKMAN {Abner Thousandas
from Chatanooga, Tennessee, that is)...Well hit this link for info & DVD
PURCHASE DETAILS,Bwah!: http://sinnersandsaints.org/ ...Be sure to check out
the SEXATIONAL , Buxom: Countess Bathoria [aka Melantha BlackthornE in
Robomonkey Production's "Sinners & Saints" ...and the mega-licious great reviews
onsite...& Abner,GET READY TO TURRRRRRN OUT THE LIGHTS... pour some wine, grab a
hunk o' pork grease & make sure turn the lughts down low & lock the Wife out,
cos' when you see dem big Ol' nun-t*tties A-flappin' around and knockin' out the
bad guys EVRAH WHICH-A WAY...YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAHW! GO TO TOWN,
SON!!!!!GA-REASED LIGHTENIN' FO' SHO!!!!!!!!Filming has begun BEIN' DONE on
vixen highway 2 (DIRECTORDAVE J. FRANCIS][http://primalfilms.com/ SAYS HELLO! &
wants y'all to know that the premier is soon and to stay updated on his website
as he counts his revunue on the just released DVD of Zombie night One]
'ZOMBIE NIGHT 2' ,SHOT IN DESRONTO
ONTARIO [My part as one of the rebel-gang of survivors:'Jay' is causing a buzz
from test screenings within the industry... so why's truly yerz still
Broke!!!!!?!..

udder newz
[Rock Doc Lovers Dept.]The Multi-Award winning Rockumentary Ambition
Withdraw's GOTH RAWK subjects: The Unsatisfied [BAND] continue from their rise
from obscurity as the feature thriller flickeroo ANTI-HORROR [ LEAD SINGER ERIC
SCEALF'S DRAMTIC DEBUT MOVIE] is hot on the underground indie circuit!!!!The
Unsatisfied's long awaited new cd "The Way to The Crumbs" is being completely
re-
recorded, old school, and will be done by next summer, [They hope]. In the
meantime, check out some upcoming local shows and music samples on thier home
website [ www.theunsatisisfied.com ]. Also, s one or two of you know...The
Unsatisfied's flamboyant lead singer & gothic sex-symbol:Eric
Scealf was skedded to play the Demonically doomed lead singer Bobby
Barzell in my UPCOMING john ervin/tony watt/martin magee
horror/sci fi epic: Vixen Highway 2 ...but due to Canada's GrassHopper testicle
disease is affectin' tourism [AS DID LAST SUMMERS 'MAD DUCK SNATCH DISEASE',so
Eric chose to stay home to record his album...Be as it may, we got the drunken
bastard: JAMES 'OUR LADY PISS' TAGGART in that role ...and NOT because his bro's
a famous rock star in OUR LADY PEACE...no suh......well....maybe er...check out
our new startup flick [WORKING TITLE "when supermodels attack at:]!
http://www.filmties.com/view_profile.php?member_id=791James and Tex plays
multiple roles..And youl be damned sure Tex is keepin' ya updated on that
ISHEWW....!


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[TWISTED GENRE MOVIEMAKERS DEPT].: REGISTER YOUR VOTE NOW, and Rate :CANNIBAL
HOLOCAUST FOR THE2005 WWW.TONYWATT.COM '06 Twisted Sinema Underground Movie
Festival Audience Selection's Favorite MOTION PICTURE !

AS SCREENED BY: RUE MORGUE Magazine's CineMacabre


RUE MORGUE Magazine Presents CineMacabre

A Special Screening of

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST

Thursday, NOVEMBER 17, 2005 @ 9:30 PM
exclusively at
The Bloor Cinema
506 Bloor Street West – Toronto, Canada

In 1979, a film crew disappeared in the jungles of South America while
shooting a documentary on tribal cannibalism. One year later, their footage was
found and brought back to America. This is that footage.
One Night Only!
Ghastly Prizes!

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Cinema.
Check local listings or www.rue-morgue.com.

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-YOUR EVER LOVIN' BROWN EYED TEXPeace, Love & Banana Bread!-Tony 'Tex' Watt
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