TWISTED SINEMA YELLOW JOURNAL
BY DOKTOR T-3000

Subject: Why America Kicks Ass!

THREE WORDS 'JOHN WAYNE, Baby!'...When I [a Canadian] was a young lad, I had the
particular pleasure in being in the U.S. Military [Air Force] for a brief time ,
and I tell ya' I met some of the finest most loyal, patriotic, proud, religious
folks I have ever met [anyone that says Americans are a bunch of hedonistic
pagans, are a lie..A FEW OF 'EM ARE!]. America is made up of many nations, that
are UNITED.

I understood America's mentallity from one of my favorite basic-camp drill
sargeants, who had "GOD BLESS JOHN WAYNE" stencilled on the back of his Jeep! We
always got out of work/exercise details, and hustled to the television viewing
room when "THE DUKE", was on!

My favorite of those movies was "The Quiet Man", with the ultra-sexy Maureen O'
Hara [Being of part-Irish decent, this was more than a coincident]...In the
movie, John Wayne played a pacifist..a man of principle, who only fought when
provoked to do so...John Wayne is America, Jack!

America has balls!...Any country that makes heroes out Billy the Kid & Jesse
James...ya gotta admire![Is it any wonder that Britain [NATURAL BORN
IMPERIALISTS ] & Australia [DESCENDANTS OF OUTLAWS] have assisted the U.S. at
war!

Now , I aint no jingoist, or tofu-eating pacifist...My military days are over
and I'd probably shit my pants if I were sent to another country to meet it's
citizens and have to kill 'em! Thank God I never had to [I got let out, when I
confessed to a General, that I'd rather be a 'rock-star', than a soldier...To
his credit, the man never bat an eye!]....But, I love what the IDEA of America
represents...STRENGTH, PRIDE. FREEDOM, UNITY!

The original 20TH Hollywood's ideals of America, were mostly created by
immigrants!

America is no different from your country than mine in the way they love
it!...Hell American loves their country more than they love you, or each other!I
wish modern man would have such pride in themselves...We'd be drowning in a sea
of John Waynes!

Y'all may not agree with me...but Hell...America'll kick your ass, for that too!

GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS JOHN WAYNE! GOD & ALLAH & BHUDDA BLESS US ALL!

".......UND NOW...A WORD FROM DER SCHPONSOR!......"
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APRIL'S KILLER :TORONTO/GTA TWISTED SINEMA NEW-MOVIEMAKER FESTIVAL 2003....PLUS

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Reply to Sender Recommend Message 1 in Discussion From: TONYWATT3000




THE THURSDAY APRIL 24TH TWISTED SINEMA 8PM MOVIE LINEUP AT CINEFORUM

By Doctor T-3000

Dear Lemmings, Movielovers and Reg-etarians,

HOW THE HELL ARE YA!!!?.... BELOW IS THE APRIL 2003 "TORONTO/GTA
WWW.TWISTEDSINEMA.COM
HOLLYWOOD-NORTH UNDERGROUND MOVIE FESTIVAL"Line-Up for Film-lovers
and Others!!!!.....SEE WORKS OF cyber-punk NEW-WAVE
MOVIEMAKERS ...... Such as:

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"Harry Knuckles: AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY"

[CATEGORY:Action/Adventure/Comedy/Camp]

DIRECTOR: Lee Gordon Demarbre

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Soon to be a Classic!")

STARRING: Phil Caracas [as Harry Knuckles/Secret Agent Spanish Fly], Jeff
Moffet, Feisal Mohamed, Alexandra Fatah, Isabell Arnedo,Josh Grace & Rayna
Farr-Dutchin

SYNOPSIS: The great Canadian Cult-
Director/Producer, LEE GORDON DEMARBRE's amazing action packed
adventure ( the
maker of JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER ) from Ottawa's groundbreaking
ODESSA FILMWORKS!
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" MOOSE-HUNTER"

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"WINE TASTING"

[CATEGORIES:COMEDY/SATIRE]

Director: Edward Firth

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Brilliant satire!")

STARRING: Barry Mackinnon & Toronto's
World-Famous sketch artists: A LITTLE SKETCHY COMEDY TROUPE .

SYNOPSIS: Producer Barry Mackinnon's 2 films based on the live-stage works of A
LITTLE SKETCHY Gang! Moose Hunter about a Canadian Hoser taking the piss out of
CROCODILE HUNTER & WINE TASTING A hilarious take off on ze French!

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"ANIMAL GRAPPLER"

[CATEGORY: Comedy/Satire]

STARRING: Erwin Marlin

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Very Funny!..The
groundbreaking SFX will amaze you!")

Synopsis:David Smith's amazing CGI laden comedy that makes fun of shows like
"Wild Kindom"...A masterpiece!

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"A CLOWN IN BABYLON"

[CATEGORY: Film Noire/Dark Comedy/Camp/Satire/Thriller]

DIRECTOR: Nick Taylor

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:" A campy salute to FILM
NOIRE!")

STARRING: Gene Canfield, Charles Balcer, Ron Leir, Laura Shapanus, Jessica
Dublin

SYNOPSIS: "BEWARE OF THE MAN IN YELLOW!" This gritty tale follows the path of a
hardened clown-cum-private eye named Frank, who is haunted by the murder of his
father Jingles and obsessed with seeking revenge on the perpertrators.

Jingles was murdered in front of a Young Frank after he had an affair with a
sexy midget tight-rope walker who belonged to a pair of evil clowns. Now along
with his one armed, alcoholic juggler compatriot, Bob, Frank infiltrates the
clown underworld where he finds secret societies, strung- out entertainers and
broken lives.

He comes to realize how distorted justice can become in a world wrought with
decay and unhappiness.In the end Frank must accept the truth about his father's
murder, no matter how horrifying it may be!

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"GHOSTBOY"

[CATEGORY:FANTASY/Gothic Suspense]

DIRECTOR: David Lowery

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"A neo-gothic classic!")

STARRING:Gus Lowery, Mary Margaret Lowery, Rebecca Lowery

SYNOPSIS:A modern day fairy tale about a lonely little girl, who meets a lonely
little ghost.
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"SONATINE"

[CATEGORY: FANTASY/EXPERIMENTAL/MUSICAL SHORT SUBJECT]

DIRECTOR: David Lowery

STARRING: David Lowery

Synopsis: This one explores art vs. order...a brilliant social study.

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"SPELLBINDING!")

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"HEAVEN 17"

[CATEGORY:DRAMA/SCI-FI/THRILLER]

STARRING: Kristen Sales, Melody Ann Tucker, Steve Kath, Harrison Matthews,
Camilla Little

DIRECTOR:John Springer

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Darkly
disturbing..Informative....Brilliant!'")

SYNOPSIS: An extremely graphic and disturbing look at repression, in the distant
future, through the eyes of 17yr. old Regina...A cautionary tale!

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"FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BULL"

[CATEGORY:DARK COMEDY/SATIRE]

Director: SEAN DONNELLAN

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"One of the best movies of the
satiric genre!")

STARRING: Marc Unger, Nadra Macuish, William Knight, Sean Donnellan, Brian
Dietzen, Jay Donnellan

Synopsis: This darkly brilliant tale of L.A.'s back-stabbing entertainment scene
; will leave you howling....Donnellan's satire cleverly interweaves his tale of
junkies, dirty agents, flaky actors, therapists etc...and completly gives Ol'
California a sharp slap on the ass!

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"KarayZay"

[CATEGORY:Drama/Suspense/Thriller]

DIRECTOR: Layla Mashavu Sewell

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"BLOODY SHATTERING!")

STARRING: Chara Roberson [as Karay Zay], Shabazz [as Damien Zay], Joshua Wright
[Det. Horowitz], Layla Mashavu Sewell [Dr. Freemont]

SYNOPSIS: Producer/Director Layla Mashavu
Sewell's bloody tale, about recently married, Damien and Karay Zay. The tragic
couple had big plans for their future. But, Karay's childhood memories she kept
hidden in her safety blanket came out and literally shut her down emotionally
and mentally. Damien refuses to keep her in a hospital and vows to bring her
back. But, as time progressed, Damien's own mental state starts to digress.

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[*ENCORE*NON VOTING SCREENER]

* "HEAVY MENTAL: THE DEVIL'S DAY OFF!"

[CATEGORY: DARK COMEDY/HORROR/ACTION/DRUGS]

DIRECTOR/PRODUCER: Marko 'MARX' Robbins/Tony Watt

STARRING: Sir Aspen Hawthorne III, Marko Robbins, Tony Watt, Jerome White

SYNOPSIS:The Eternal 'suburban dementia' love story of a boy and his Chicken!

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Makes GONE WITH THE WIND look
lkie an epic!")

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See these movies with a LIVE[ely]
AUDIENCE, as they are meant to be seen; at Canada's "only" UNDERGROUND Theater
and Movie Forum
TORONTO'S CINEFORUM
From Goths to Yuppies; everyone grooves at Reg Hartt's
CINEFORUM [463 BATHURST/COLLEGE,across from beer
store,TORONTO,CANADA,416-603-6643,
PRIVATE, FREE MEMBERSHIP WITH ADMISSION, B.Y.O.F.D.!]
(Thursday,April 24th, 8pm) www.TonyWatt.com 's MONTHLY "
TORONTO/ GTA TWISTED SINEMA.com" Hollywood North
UNDERGROUND MOVIE (SCHMOOZE) FESTIVAL"" (APRIL 2003 EDITION)

HOSTED
BY
FILMMAKERS: TONY WATT & MARTIN MAGEE

...FEATURING: works of the 'new
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some
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..GET OFF YOUR ASS, TORONTO!


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