THE THURSDAY APRIL 24TH TWISTED SINEMA 8PM MOVIE LINEUP AT CINEFORUM

By Doctor T-3000

Dear Lemmings, Movielovers and Reg-etarians,

HOW THE HELL ARE YA!!!?.... BELOW IS THE APRIL 2003 "TORONTO/GTA
WWW.TWISTEDSINEMA.COM
HOLLYWOOD-NORTH UNDERGROUND MOVIE FESTIVAL"Line-Up for Film-lovers
and Others!!!!.....SEE WORKS OF cyber-punk NEW-WAVE
MOVIEMAKERS ...... Such as:
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"Harry Knuckles: AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY"

[CATEGORY:Action/Adventure/Comedy/Camp]

DIRECTOR: Lee Gordon Demarbre

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Soon to be a Classic!")

STARRING: Phil Caracas [as Harry Knuckles/Secret Agent Spanish Fly], Jeff
Moffet, Feisal Mohamed, Alexandra Fatah, Isabell Arnedo,Josh Grace & Rayna
Farr-Dutchin

SYNOPSIS: The great Canadian Cult-
Director/Producer, LEE GORDON DEMARBRE's amazing action packed
adventure ( the
maker of JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER ) from Ottawa's groundbreaking
ODESSA FILMWORKS!
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" MOOSE-HUNTER"

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"WINE TASTING"

[CATEGORIES:COMEDY/SATIRE]

Director: Edward Firth

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Brilliant satire!")

STARRING: Barry Mackinnon & Toronto's
World-Famous sketch artists: A LITTLE SKETCHY COMEDY TROUPE .

SYNOPSIS: Producer Barry Mackinnon's 2 films based on the live-stage works of A
LITTLE SKETCHY Gang! Moose Hunter about a Canadian Hoser taking the piss out of
CROCODILE HUNTER & WINE TASTING A hilarious take off on ze French!

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"ANIMAL GRAPPLER"

[CATEGORY: Comedy/Satire]

STARRING: Erwin Marlin

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Very Funny!..The
groundbreaking SFX will amaze you!")

Synopsis:David Smith's amazing CGI laden comedy that makes fun of shows like
"Wild Kindom"...A masterpiece!

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"A CLOWN IN BABYLON"

[CATEGORY: Film Noire/Dark Comedy/Camp/Satire/Thriller]

DIRECTOR: Nick Taylor

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:" A campy salute to FILM
NOIRE!")

STARRING: Gene Canfield, Charles Balcer, Ron Leir, Laura Shapanus, Jessica
Dublin

SYNOPSIS: "BEWARE OF THE MAN IN YELLOW!" This gritty tale follows the path of a
hardened clown-cum-private eye named Frank, who is haunted by the murder of his
father Jingles and obsessed with seeking revenge on the perpertrators.

Jingles was murdered in front of a Young Frank after he had an affair with a
sexy midget tight-rope walker who belonged to a pair of evil clowns. Now along
with his one armed, alcoholic juggler compatriot, Bob, Frank infiltrates the
clown underworld where he finds secret societies, strung- out entertainers and
broken lives.

He comes to realize how distorted justice can become in a world wrought with
decay and unhappiness.In the end Frank must accept the truth about his father's
murder, no matter how horrifying it may be!

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"GHOSTBOY"

[CATEGORY:FANTASY/Gothic Suspense]

DIRECTOR: David Lowery

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"A neo-gothic classic!")

STARRING:Gus Lowery, Mary Margaret Lowery, Rebecca Lowery

SYNOPSIS:A modern day fairy tale about a lonely little girl, who meets a lonely
little ghost.
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"SONATINE"

[CATEGORY: FANTASY/EXPERIMENTAL/MUSICAL SHORT SUBJECT]

DIRECTOR: David Lowery

STARRING: David Lowery

Synopsis: This one explores art vs. order...a brilliant social study.

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"SPELLBINDING!")

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"HEAVEN 17"

[CATEGORY:DRAMA/SCI-FI/THRILLER]

STARRING: Kristen Sales, Melody Ann Tucker, Steve Kath, Harrison Matthews,
Camilla Little

DIRECTOR:John Springer

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Darkly
disturbing..Informative....Brilliant!'")

SYNOPSIS: An extremely graphic and disturbing look at repression, in the distant
future, through the eyes of 17yr. old Regina...A cautionary tale!

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"FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BULL"

[CATEGORY:DARK COMEDY/SATIRE]

Director: SEAN DONNELLAN

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"One of the best movies of the
satiric genre!")

STARRING: Marc Unger, Nadra Macuish, William Knight, Sean Donnellan, Brian
Dietzen, Jay Donnellan

Synopsis: This darkly brilliant tale of L.A.'s back-stabbing entertainment scene
; will leave you howling....Donnellan's satire cleverly interweaves his tale of
junkies, dirty agents, flaky actors, therapists etc...and completly gives Ol'
California a sharp slap on the ass!

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"KarayZay"

[CATEGORY:Drama/Suspense/Thriller]

DIRECTOR: Layla Mashavu Sewell

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"BLOODY SHATTERING!")

STARRING: Chara Roberson [as Karay Zay], Shabazz [as Damien Zay], Joshua Wright
[Det. Horowitz], Layla Mashavu Sewell [Dr. Freemont]

SYNOPSIS: Producer/Director Layla Mashavu
Sewell's bloody tale, about recently married, Damien and Karay Zay. The tragic
couple had big plans for their future. But, Karay's childhood memories she kept
hidden in her safety blanket came out and literally shut her down emotionally
and mentally. Damien refuses to keep her in a hospital and vows to bring her
back. But, as time progressed, Damien's own mental state starts to digress.

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[*ENCORE*NON VOTING SCREENER]

* "HEAVY MENTAL: THE DEVIL'S DAY OFF!"

[CATEGORY: DARK COMEDY/HORROR/ACTION/DRUGS]

DIRECTOR/PRODUCER: Marko 'MARX' Robbins/Tony Watt

STARRING: Sir Aspen Hawthorne III, Marko Robbins, Tony Watt, Jerome White

SYNOPSIS:The Eternal 'suburban dementia' love story of a boy and his Chicken!

(Twisted Sinema Critic, Sir Aspen Hawthorne says:"Makes GONE WITH THE WIND look
lkie an epic!")

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See these movies with a LIVE[ely]
AUDIENCE, as they are meant to be seen; at Canada's "only" UNDERGROUND Theater
and Movie Forum
TORONTO'S CINEFORUM
From Goths to Yuppies; everyone grooves at Reg Hartt's
CINEFORUM [463 BATHURST/COLLEGE,across from beer
store,TORONTO,CANADA,416-603-6643,
PRIVATE, FREE MEMBERSHIP WITH ADMISSION, B.Y.O.F.D.!]
(Thursday,April 24th, 8pm) www.TonyWatt.com 's MONTHLY "
TORONTO/ GTA TWISTED SINEMA.com" Hollywood North
UNDERGROUND MOVIE (SCHMOOZE) FESTIVAL"" (APRIL 2003 EDITION)

HOSTED
BY
FILMMAKERS: TONY WATT & MARTIN MAGEE

...FEATURING: works of the 'new
wave' 21st Century Moviemakers and Video Artists...you may find
some
of these films offensive...but, never boring!....New FilmMakers,
Artistes and Movie-lovers are encouraged to socialize and bring
their
works, resumes to the schmoozy, movie screening event....Audience
votes for the movies, to be awarded Halloween Week 2003!
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OH BOY!!! ....are ya just lookin' for a
place to impress a chick...DO YOU LIKE NEW MOVIES ?? WELL DO YA!?...[GREAT
FILMS TO NECK by...O-O-O-oo BABY!!]

..GET OFF YOUR ASS, TORONTO!


NEW MOVIEMAKER PROGRAMS INTRO'D BY :'TONY WATT'

CALL 416-603-6643, for details!!!
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