The word is out about town,
That Tom Cruise loves it in the brown;
Though he married Katie, a nubile maid,
Tommy Boy's still flirting with a case of AIDS.

Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom....

While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to f#@k my seester?"
Tommy replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!"

[Poem edited for decency's sake. -- Nelly Scratch]