--- On Wed, 3/11/09, Vinetta Williams <veejay518@...> wrote:

From: Vinetta Williams <veejay518@...>
Subject: It Made Me smile
To: "Wanda Barlow" <nightsongbird42141@...>, "Sharon Deadwyler"
<sdeadwyler401@...>, "Alicia Harris" <missgoddess00@...>, "Patricia
Henry" <patjam419@...>, "Bertha Langford" <pfaff4me@...>, "Henry Lewis"
<heles@...>, "Eileen Spencer" <espence47@...>, "Evelyn
Stephenson" <jpesteph@...>, "Ron & Leslie Swope"
<leslieswope537@...>, "Sandra Thompson"
<sandrayatesthompson@...>
Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 7:50 AM







 
 
   GOD  CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)  

 

 
 To those of us  who have children in our lives,
 whether they are our own,  
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or  students...
here is something to make you chuckle.  

 Whenever your children are out of control,
you can  take comfort from the thought that
 even God's omnipotence did not  extend
to His own children.

 After creating  heaven and earth,
 God created Adam and Eve.
 
 And  the first thing he said was
' DON'T !'

'Don 't what  ? '
 Adam replied.

 'Don't eat the  forbidden fruit.'
 God said.

 'Forbidden fruit ?
We  have forbidden fruit  ?  
Hey Eve..we  have forbidden fruit  ! '

 

 ' No  Way ! '
'Yes way  !  '  

 'Do NOT eat the fruit ! '  
 said God.

 
 
 
'Why ?  '  

 'Because I am your Father and I said  so  ! '
 God replied,
 wondering why He  hadn't stopped
 creation after making the elephants  
 
 A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break  
 and He was ticked !  
 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? '  
 God asked.  

 
 
 

 'Uh huh,'
 Adam  replied.  

 'Then why did you ? '
 said the Father.

 'I don't know,'
 said Eve.  
 'She started it! '
 Adam said.

 'Did not !  '  
'Did  too ! '
'DID NOT !  '  

 Having had it with the two of them,  
 God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
 should have  children of their own.
 Thus the pattern was set and it has never  changed.  

If you have persistently and  lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they
haven't taken it,  
 don't be hard on yourself.
 
 If God had trouble  raising children,
 what makes you think it would be
 a piece  of cake for you ?

 THINGS TO THINK  ABOUT  !

 1. You spend the first two years of their  life
 teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
 the  next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut  up.  

 2.  Grandchildren are God's reward
 for not killing your own  children.  

 3.  Mothers of teens now know why
 some animals eat their young.  
 
 4. Children seldom misquote you.
 In fact,  
 they usually repeat word for word
 what you shouldn't have  said  

 5.  The main purpose of holding children's parties
 is to remind yourself  that there are children
 more awful than your  own  

 6. We  childproofed our homes,
 but they are still getting in.  

 

 ADVICE FOR THE DAY:  
 
 Be nice to your kids.
 They will choose your  
 nursing home one day

 AND  FINALLY:  

 IF  YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
 AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
 DO WHAT  IT SAYS
 ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

 
 

 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'  
 AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!  

 Quick,
 send this on to ten people  
 within the next five minutes.
 Nothing will happen if you  don't,
 but if you do, ten people will be  laughing   



 



 
 
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