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#2819 From: zohra.bai89@...
Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:39 am
Subject: Amazing flute player ( Dont Miss wOw )
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#2818 From: PYARI KOYAL <shush.s76@...>
Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:58 am
Subject: ( Cool Sms ) Kisi ke dil mein
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#2817 From: PYARI KOYAL <shush.s76@...>
Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:57 am
Subject: ( Must Watch It Cool Technology ) D-Roll
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#2816 From: PYARI KOYAL <shush.s76@...>
Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:54 am
Subject: ( Nice Story ) A Man's Complaint About His Wife
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through --

So he prayed:

"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01 P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids
And got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies
And got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
And watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
And washing vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
He went to bed where he was expected to make love,
Which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning,
He awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.
But You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
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night.'

Man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through --

So he prayed:

"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01 P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids
And got into an argument with them on the way home.
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Breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

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Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
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Which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning,
He awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'

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#2815 From: shaantipriya19@...
Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:34 am
Subject: THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS ( MUST SHARE )
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Don&#39;t smoke- Experiment from experts proves that
smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances
of cancer is higher).                                            

 


Don&#39;t eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating
fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take
fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.                                  

 


Don&#39;t drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high
content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we
consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.          

 


Don&#39;t loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a
meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted &amp; blocked.  

 


Don&#39;t bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of
blood flow to the hands, legs &amp; body thus the amount of blood around the
stomach will therefore decrease.  This
will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.     

 


Don&#39;t walk about - People always say that after a
meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99.. In actual fact this is
not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the
nutrition from the food we intake.   

 


Don&#39;t sleep immediately - The food we intake will not
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Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:34 am
Subject: Refreshed Mazda MX-5 Roadster ( Dont Miss Car Lovers )
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Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:14 am
Subject: Laughing Baby [ so cute ]
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Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:11 am
Subject: Dancing girl [ timepass ]
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Date: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:07 am
Subject: 40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts ( Amazing Quotes )
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COCONUT WATER / MADAFU


 


Here is some information about Coconut Water:


 


&#39;It&#39;s a natural isotonic beverage, with the same level of electrolytic
balance as we have in our blood. It&#39;s the fluid of life, so to speak.&#39;

 


During the Pacific War of 1941-45, both sides in the conflict regularly
used coconut water - siphoned directly from the nut - to give emergency plasma
transfusions to wounded soldiers..

 


Most coconut water is still consumed fresh in tropical coastal areas -
once exposed to air, the liquid rapidly loses most of its organoleptic and
nutritional characteristics, and begins to ferment.

 


Coconut Water is More Nutritious than whole milk - Less fat and NO
cholesterol!

 


Coconut Water is More Healthy than Orange Juice - Much lower calories


 


Coconut Water is Better than processed baby milk- It contains lauric
acid, which is present in human mother&#39;s milk

 


Coconut water is naturally sterile -- Water permeates though the
filtering husk!

 


Coconut water is a universal donor-- Its identical to human blood plasma


 


Coconut Water is a Natural Isotonic Beverage - The same level we have in
our blood.

 


Coconut water has saved lives in 3rd world countries thru Coconut IV.


 


Coconut water is the very stuff of Nature, biologically Pure, full of
Natural Sugars, Salts, and Vitamins to ward off fatigue... and is the next wave
of energy drinks BUT natural!&#39;, according to Mortin Satin, Chief of the
United
Nation&#39;s Food &amp; Agriculture Organization.

 


Coconut water contains more potassium (at about 294 mg) than most sports
drinks (117 mg) and most energy drinks..

 


Coconut water has less sodium (25mg) where sports drinks have around 41mg
and energy drinks have about 200mg!

 


Coconut water has 5mg of Natural Sugars where sports and energy drinks
range from 10-25mg of Altered Sugars.

 


Coconut water is very high in Chloride at 118mg; compared to sports
drinks at about 39mg.

 


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Confidence
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everywhere together. If Confidence bought a new dress, Self-Esteem bought one
just like it. They were very close.

 


 


One day a new kid came to their school. His name was
Peer Pressure. He had a friend called Hateful Words. They decided to give
Confidence a hard time.

 


 


 


 


 


They constantly teased her. They forced her to do
terrible things. It was so terrible that Confidence lost Self-Esteem. When
Self-Esteem wanted to start some classes, Confidence said they wouldn&#39;t be
any
good.

 


 


Then one day, Peer Pressure introduced Confidence to
Doubt. He wanted to ruin Confidence, but Peer Pressure said he couldn&#39;t yet.
Self Esteem couldn&#39;t understand what was wrong with Confidence. Confidence
now
hung around with Depression, Low Self-Esteem, and Overeating.

 


 


These girls were friends of Peer Pressure.
Self-Esteem no longer had any friends. She no longer felt good about herself.
She went to see her Imaam. Imaam Good Words told her how to talk to Confidence.
He introduced her to his daughter, Encouragement.

 


 


Encouragement and Self-Esteem went to find
Confidence. Self Esteem hoped she wasn&#39;t too late. The girls found
Confidence
in a stupor. She was no longer a vibrant, happy young girl. There were dark
circles under her eyes. She had gained so much weight from eating that she
couldn&#39;t move.

 


 


 


 


 


Encouragement gasped and Self-Esteem cried. She
begged Encouragement to do something.

 


 


 


Encouragement began to hug Confidence. She kissed her
and loved her. She told her that she was a beautiful young lady who had a lot
going for her.

 


 


Encouragement held Confidence so tightly that
Self-Esteem thought she would smother her. Confidence began to cry. As she
cried, she seemed to lose weight. Then a bright light suddenly glowed from
Confidence and she began to smile.

 


 


Peer Pressure and his friends didn&#39;t like what
Encouragement was doing and tried to attack her. They hit at her and pulled at
her, but they couldn&#39;t pull her away from Confidence. Then Confidence began
to
speak.

 


 


&quot;Get away from me, Peer Pressure. Take your
friends and go. You no longer have any power over me.&quot; Confidence was now
a glowing light. She and her friends made sure that Peer Pressure and his gang
never bothered anyone in their town again.

 


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If you feel that Encouragement is not your friend,
then try to find Encouragement in yourself. Self-Esteem and Confidence will
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Subject: U.S.A IN THE YEAR 1907
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U.S.A IN THE YEAR
1907.

 


 


 


 


THE YEAR
1907-WHAT A DIFFERNCE CENTURY MAKES AND THIS WILL SURELY BOGGLE YOUR MIND.HERE
ARE SOME STATISTICS OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

 


* The average
expectancy of LIFE in the U.S A. was 47 years old.

 


* Only 14
percent of the homes in the U.S. had BATHTUB.

 


* Only 8
percent of the homes had telephone.

 


* A three
minute call from Denver to New York city cost $11 per minute.

 


* There was
only 8,000 in the U.S and only 144 miles of PAVED ROADS.

 


* The maximum
speed was 10 miles per hour in most cities.

 


* With a
population of 1.4 million people,CALIFORNIA was 21st most populous state.

 


* The average
WAGE of a worker was 22 cents per hour and annual income was between $200 and
$400.Accountant&#39;s income was about $2000. per year and DENTIST&#39;s income
was
around $2500. per year.

 


* A
VETERINARIAN&#39;s income was $1500 per year and machanical engineer&#39;s
income was
$5,000. per year.

 


* More than
95 percent of all BIRTHS in the U.S took place at HOME.

 


* NINETY
PERCENT OF ALL U.S. DOCTORS HAD NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!

 


* Instead,
they attended so-called medical SCHOOLS, many of which WERE CONDEMNED IN THE
PRESS AND THE GOVERNMENT AS
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DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON ?





During
one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question.
She said, &quot; How do I know if I married the right person ?&quot;







I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to
her so I said, &quot; It Depends. Is that your husband?&quot;







In all seriousness, she answered &quot; How do you
know?&quot;


Let me answer this question because the chances are
good that it&#39;s Weighing on your mind.







Here&#39;s the answer.








EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you
fell in love with Your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch,
and liked Their idiosyncrasies.







Falling in love with your spouse wasn&#39;t hard. In
fact, it was a Completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn&#39;t
have
to DO anything. That&#39;s why it&#39;s called &quot;falling&quot; in love...
Because
it&#39;s happening TO YOU.







People in love sometimes say, &quot; I was swept of
my feet.&quot; Think about the Imagery of that _expression. It implies that you
were just standing There; doing nothing, and then something came along and
happened TO YOU.







Falling in love is easy. It&#39;s a passive and
spontaneous experience.







But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of
love fades. It&#39;s the Natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely,
phone calls Become a bother ( if they come at all), touch is not always welcome
( when it happens), and your spouse&#39;s idiosyncrasies, instead of being
cute,  drive you nuts.







The symptoms of this stage vary with every
relationship, but if you Think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic
difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or
even angry subsequent stage.







At this point, you and/or your spouse might start
asking, &quot; Did I marry The right person?&quot; And as you and your spouse
reflect on the euphoria of The love you once had, you may begin to desire that
experience with someone else.







This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their
spouse for  their Unhappiness and look
outside their marriage for fulfillment.







Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and
sizes. Infidelity is The most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work,
church,
a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.







But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside
your marriage. It lies within it.







I&#39;m not saying that you couldn&#39;t fall in love with
someone else. You Could.







And TEMPORARILY you&#39;d feel better. But you&#39;d be in
the same situation a few years later. Because ( listen carefully to this):







THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE
RIGHT PERSON; IT&#39;S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.


SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous
experience. It&#39;ll NEVER just happen to you. You can&#39;t &quot;find &quot;
LASTING
love. You have to &quot;make&quot;  it
day in and day out. That&#39;s why we have the _expression &quot; the labor of 
love.&quot;







Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most
importantly, it Takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage
work.







Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery.
There are specific Things you can do ( with or without your spouse ) to succeed
with your marriage.







Just as there are physical laws of the universe (
such as gravity),







There are also laws for relationships. Just as the
right diet and exercise Program makes you physically stronger, certain habits
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