My name is Chris Jones. I am the oldest of a band of brothers
planning a canoe trip this July 23rd thru 25th on the Shenandoah
River in Virginia. We have named the event "The 2004 Jones
Brother' 'Squeal Like a Pig' Canoe Trip" in honor of you. We would be
most pleased if you would attend. We are not homos.
Transportation to and from the event, as well as your food, will be
at your expense. We are willing, however, to knock 5% off the price
of your canoe rental.
Because there are six of us already (2 per canoe), you will have to
be in a canoe by yourself. Most of us think it would be unlucky to
share a canoe with you, anyway. If you are uncomfortable paddling
alone, you have our permission to invite Burt Reynolds (but we're not
paying his expenses, either). Tell him to bring his bow.
Please R.S.V.P. ASAP to: FLmanosteel@... and I will provide you
with all the details.
Sincerely,
Chris Jones