You know that sexy picture of Jim Carrey wearing a fig leaf? Well,
we all know why he wore that leaf because "that's where fashion began"
but you know me, the humor writer, just came up the Top 5 possible
reasons why he wore it. Here they are:

1. He's making a movie about Adam and Eve - he's playing Adam
2. Fig leaves are in this season - last year's are out
3. "I'm too sexy for my clothes today"
4. It's a scorcher outside - he's gotta wear this
5. He wants to show off his great looking body

So what does everyone think of Jim Carrey's body? Not too
muscular and not too bony either. He's just right. Sexy, sexy, sexy!