Hi, Lynskey Fans!

I'm sorry to have report that none of the British celebrity and
film magazines have any features on, interviews with, or articles
about Melanie Lynskey. Do not worry, though, I will be sending
letters to Hello, OK, In Style(British edition) and Heat. There's no
way I am giving up until these magazines recognise her as a major
film star in the making. If they can feature a zero talent, such as
Jade Goody, then they ought to feature Melanie Lynskey. Jade's only
been a celeb for a year-and-a-half, but Mel, who actually has
talent, still remains uknown in this country. Things have to change
and I am going to make sure they do.

Lynskeyium2005.