Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!

Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,
bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,
agar rose ke badle sandel mile to kehna
pyaari behna... tum sada kush rehna.

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."

Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,
Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,
Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,
Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti
Inflammatory, My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic. .. Thats Why I Am Pharmacist.

Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?

Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,
Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.

Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki
woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..