1) Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

"Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service".

2) What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat Uno ?

Do u know?

both are made by indians with
italian support.

3) A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. " Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...

4) Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.

5) Red rose:Luv

Yellow rose: Friendship

wat I hve 4 u?

Any guess

"black rose"

rukhe baalon me jaan dale

BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI

6) A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry, i didnt know it was her turn"!!

7) A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind
blowing.....

8) Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

9) Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ?
He just asked

HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?

10) Ho sakta hai baris k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!