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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi
chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5
minute
mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de

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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka
board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board
hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

 

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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200
for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

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Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office &
complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se
mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain

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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye

Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE...
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed
exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena
First Class in Bed!

 

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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom
I'm dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
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Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my
business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business
for 9 months
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh
Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar
khada kar doonga

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Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole
instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in
the hole