LaRue Miller

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Subject: Best joke of the year - MUST READ

>
> This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth
> sharing.
>
> A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to
> the United
> States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the
> street and
> says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this
> country , giving me
> housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free
> education!'
>
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am
> Mexican.'
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. '
> Thank you for having
> such a beautiful country here in America !'
>
> The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
> he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful
> America !'
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from
> Middle East , I am not
> American!'
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an
> American?'
>
> She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the
> Americans?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably
> at work!'
>
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> AT 11:30 AM YOU
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