hey Lindsay i just wanted to ask a few stupid questions about acting?

how do you get a screen actors guild card and do you have to pay dues?

when you go read for a part is it really like what we see on the TV where people
are waiting outside and are called in one by one to audition?

do you keep your scripts as souvenirs or do you just chuck them when you are
done and have you ripped off anything from a set as a souvenir? ha ha ha

when is your birthday?