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Father: qutub minar
kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se
bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.
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This morning as I was
buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee.
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Arguing with boss is
like wrestling with a pig inthe mud.
After some time, u realizes that u r getting dirty,
but the pig is actually enjoying.
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A mother makes her
son "INTELLIGENT" in
20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
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After the 2yrs of
marriage aishwarya gave a birth to cute baby.
What name abhishek
will keep for him?
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wat an idea
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Having one child
makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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