First off, I want to say to Lisa that...um...I hope you are planning
to delete this "Happy Screw Year" thing? Talk about degrading.

Now for my actual message.

I was watching Sorority Boys the other day and noticed that L.B. and
Michael Rosenbaum look EXACTLY the same when they're in drag. LOL!
Even when they're not in drag, the resemblance is still there.

So rent Sorority Boys (yeah, it's a little raunchy, but so's life)
and keep an eye on Michael. Sometimes you won't know if you're
seeing Michael...or L.B.! :)

Satori