Careful now, look over there at your calculator, it's getting jealous your
playing with your keyboard and she doesn't like that

----- Original Message -----
From: "W Stuart" <billstew@...>
To: <laurabertramfanatics@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 3:30 AM
Subject: Re: [LaURa BerTRaM FaNaTiCs] Density of Laura Bertram dopplegagners
in USA


> No. Theoretically speaking, if you were to look hard enough, one could
> find some Laura Bertram doppleganger to insemiate on a weekly interval.
>
> Laura is not my type, but her phenotype is very common.
> I would prefer Angela Devi or other like birds.
>
> : )
>
> "Ductman" <jmiles@g...> wrote:
> > so what are you saying that you haven't got a chance with anyone,
> > except the buttons on your calculator??
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > > [OT] math : density of Laura Bertram dopplegangers in USA,
> > > computations and conjectures...
> > >
> > > I have come across 5 Laura Bertram look alikes at UW Seattle
> > > (www.washington.edu) in the USA.
> > >
> > > I did not spend any time with any of these young and fertile females
> > > while they were in heat, so I can't suggest what kind of hot kitten
> > > Laura might be like in the sack.
> > >
> > > Also:
> > > American Imperialist females only come onto heat when they discover
> > > you are rich, and otherwise don't care if you exist -- so I have been
> > > spared from a negative stereotypical view of these phenotypes and of
> > > Bertie as well.
> > >
> > > Nevertheless, it crossed my mind that this particular female
> > > phenotype must be highly avalable in the US. Laura look alikes, I
> > > thought, must be hypercommon, I thought. So I ran the numbers...
> > >
> > > Here are my computations:
> > >
> > > UW (Seattle) has 40,000 students. There are 5 dopplegangers.
> > > UW as a whole must have 7 dopplegagners. {3 campuses}
> > >
> > > There are 125,000 university and college students in Puget Sound
> > > (Greater Seattle). Therefore there are 21 dopplegangers in Greater
> > > Seattle.
> > >
> > > Greater Seattle has about 3 million people.
> > > The US has about 250 million people.
> > > 250/3 = 83
> > >
> > > 83 {USA pop mul constant} x 21 {Seattle Density} = 1,750 Laura Bertram
> > > Dopplegangers.
> > >
> > > CORRECTION:
> > > UW Seattle as an initial sample space is very bad, as there is a
> > > higher WASP girl density than in the rest of the US -- espcially the
> > > US slave states.
> > >
> > > I will extrapolate that I am off by 15%, overcompensating so:
> > >
> > > Corrected Dopplegangers = 1750 -1750(15%) = 1750 - 262 = 1488
> > >
> > > 1,488 / 250 {million} = 0.00000595 of the US population (not a
> > > percent)
> > >
> > > 50 {States} / 1488 = an average of 30 Dopplegagners per US state,
> > > albeit fewer in the former slave states and fewer in the less
> > > populated western sates.