I had this weird bunny one night. I was reminising on The Labyrinth,
and looking at the "Return to the Labyrinth" manga book... and
wondering what if Dudley wished away Harry? I can see Dudley
getting "magic" books from somewhere (just because he can, and if
he's caught he knows that freak will be blamed) and one night Dudley
wishes Harry away.

Petunia; "Where's the boy, Duddly-kins? "
Dudley; "The Goblin king took him away, mum."
Petunia, rather happily; "Good. He can take care that freak now."
Dudley; "I knew you'd like that, mum."

Jareth, on the other hand, sees that he's got the "Boy Who Lived."
Which makes Jareth go both "oh bugger" and "Hm, imagine what I could
do with this boy!"

So Harry is raised by Jareth, King of the Goblins. How would this
change the HP cannon?

Anyone want to play with this bunny?

(^_^)/
BEM