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#4747 From: rani roopmati <rani.roopmatii@...>
Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:53 am
Subject: Kanjibhai - ( Gujju joke )
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Long long time ago, before he got married,  was travelling from Ahemadabad
to Bombay by train. Rupaben was also travelling in the same compartment
except that they both didn't know each other in the beginning.


Once they started talking, they realized they both had a lot in common.


Both were Single.


Both were Gujaratis.


Both were going to Bombay.


Both were Schoolteachers.


Both were starting a new job at the Mithibai College.



They seemed to hit it off well and decided to be roommates in Bombay and
made a pact that they would do everything together. So they lived in the
same house, travelled to the college together on Kanjibhai's scooter, had
lunch in the staff room together, returned home together.



They were watching the TV together, eating dinner together and were also
sharing the same bedroom and ...EVEN sharing the same bed.



The only problem was Rupaben was placing a pillow between them at bedtime,
much to the frustration of Kanjibhai; who ended up spending many sleepless
nights with this most desirable beauty besides him, separated by the
pillow. Kanjibhai's frustration had built up to such an extent that he
could take it no more, and ended up deciding to drink.



So one day he took off from the college leaving Rupaben on her own. She was
quite upset, but made it home by auto rikshaw.  The pact had been broken so
she decided not to open the door for Kanjibhai when he got home drunk at
about 2 AM.



Kanjibhai knocked on the door for about 20 minutes and pleaded with his
roommate to let him in. After listening to his crap for 20 minutes, Rupaben
said, " Where the hell did you disappear today? We decided to do everything
togather! Now you sleep outside". Kanjibhai, "I will jump over the wall and
come in if you don't open the door right now!"


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#4743 From: futurequeen01@...
Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:24 am
Subject: Fight with wifes begins ( Read This Funny Article )
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... ..so, I took her to a gas station..... and that&#39;s how the fight
started.

*-*-*-*-*-*

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead,
she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her
look better at night than the cold cream. And that&#39;s how the fight started.

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver&#39;s license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come
back later. The woman said, &#39;Unbutton your shirt&#39;. So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, &#39;That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me&#39; and she processed my Social Security application. When
I
got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security
office. She said, &#39;You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too&#39; And that&#39;s how the fight started.

*-*-*-*-*-*

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.

My wife asked, &#39;Do you know her?&#39;

&#39;Yes,&#39; I sighed, &#39;She&#39;s my old girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn&#39;t been
sober
since.&#39; &#39;My God!&#39; says my wife, &#39;Who would think a person could
go on
celebrating that long?&#39; And that&#39;s how the fight started.

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get
soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn&#39;t
believe
it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, &#39;I AM NOT HAPPY!!!&#39; So, I looked down at him and said,
&#39;Well, then
which one are you?&#39; And that&#39;s how the fight started.

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&#39;I&#39;ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.&#39;

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Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:57 am
Subject: A Heart Touching Story ( Cool Story )
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I was walking around in a Big Bazaar store making shopping, when I saw a
Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more

Than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have
enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:
''aunty, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money
to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was

Still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked
him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the

Doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much. I wanted to Gift her for
her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to
my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that
she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly
stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to
go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed
me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want
mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my
mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has
to go to be with my little sister...' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, Just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said,
'I hope I do have enough..' I added some of my money to his with out him
seeing and we started to count it.

There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy
said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and
added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had
enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He
heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my
mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.

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roses.'

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paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit
a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

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young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her
burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for
ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk
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Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:51 am
Subject: Biker Slams Into Cameraman ( Crazy And Weird Video Must See )
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Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:47 am
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided
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"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We
stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make
love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of
the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her
husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me
just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the
window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."


"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to
listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband
tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned
forehead!"

"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband
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his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"


The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know what REALLY,
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Subject: ( MUST READ N FORWARD ) Divorced Barbie
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Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:14 am
Subject: ( FUNNY JOKES ) The Christian Bear
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Time stopped.


The bear froze.


The forest was silent.


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The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
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"Very well," said the voice.


The light went out.


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#4723 From: raveena dixit <futurequeen01@...>
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Subject: ( Good Reading ) A Mother's Sacrifice
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My mom only had one eye. I hated her... She was such an embarrassment. My
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My son...


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Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:42 am
Subject: ( Must read n Forward ) Seasonal Excitement
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#4721 From: NAYANTARA SHETTY <tamanna.s86@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:14 am
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