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Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.

Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?

Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee.

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Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig inthe mud.
After some time, u realizes that u r getting dirty,
but the pig is actually enjoying.

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A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in
20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

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After the 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave a birth to cute baby.

What name abhishek will keep for him?

9945599455
wat an idea

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

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