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Gillian "The X-Files" Anderson
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Enslaves "Sin City"
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This Reality Show info is about a Movie / Car Contest.

There is absolutely NOTHING to buy.

We don’t even want your e-mail address.

Promise!





All 13 of the brand-new sports cars featured in the giga-blockbuster movie,
"STRAIGHTHEADS,” will be given away to participating contestants.

These include: the Aston Martin Vanquish, the Bentley Azure Convertible
Mulliner, the BMW Z8, the Bugatti Veyron, the Ferrari Enzo Coupe, the Ferrari
575 M Maranello, the Jaguar XKR 100 Coupe, the Lamborghini Murciélago, the
Maybach 62, the Mercedes-Benz CL 600, the Porsche GT2, the Rolls-Royce 100EX,
and the Saleen S7. The official contest rules are specified below, but first
some quick background.



"STRAIGHTHEADS,” directed by "the Steven Spielberg of the United Kingdom", Dan
Reed, as the new sequel to The X-Files original movie will also double as the
new sequel to the Sin City original movie, both combined – a first in cinematic
history – and, at $313 million (US), is the most expensive movie ever made ( a
heftier price tag than November's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and
half-again as costly as last month's King Kong ).

Gillian Anderson, who will come back as the drop-dead-gorgeous,
crimson-coiffed “Dana Scully”, is being paid a world-record of $30 million PLUS
a $7 million signing bonus. Showing her commitment to the demanding role, Ms
Anderson has already “gone under the knife” by a top London surgeon and has had
her breasts augmented to an impressive size of 44DD !!

As her way of earning every penny of that $37 million, Ms Anderson will NOT be
deferring to body-doubles in the film's three separate hardcore-sex scenes. So
as to ensure an intense perspective of realism in the film, she has insisted on
performing the scorching sex acts herself. Such unflagging professionalism is
rare today in the business of show.



Also starring will be the Playboy babes Carmen Electra of Baywatch and Torrie
Wilson of World Wrestling Entertainment.

Also returning are the handsome hunks David Duchovny, who will play a
silver-haired “Fox Mulder”, and Mitch Pileggi, who will be the new intelligence
czar, this time totally bald.


The Screenplay on which this new movie is based is titled, “SEX, COMEDY,
MYSTERIES & MORE SEX." It has already been uploaded into the very top of the
FILES sections of thousands of Yahoo! Groups.

THIS SCREENPLAY IS IMPORTANT. IT HAS TO DO WITH THE CAR CONTEST.



The Yahoo! Groups where you can find this Screenplay are those dedicated to
the following:

Gillian Anderson
Dana Scully
X-Files
Carmen Electra
Torrie Wilson
Patricia Heaton
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
David Duchovny
Mitch Pileggi
UFOs
Government Conspiracies
Fan Fiction


Take your pick. Your group of choice awaits you uploaded with the Screenplay
of your destiny.

All right. Enough with the background info. Here are The Official Rules to
the Contest:


Go to the Yahoo! Group of your choice, as given in the list above. (
Joining the Groups, of course, is totally free. Most of you already know that.
)

Go to the top of the FILES section.

Download and Print the free Microsoft Word version of the screenplay, “SEX,
COMEDY, MYSTERIES & MORE SEX.” ( The non-illustrated Text File version is
also available, but it does NOT qualify for this Contest. ) If the file is
missing, search through a few other Yahoo! groups. It'll be there. You'll find
it. Promise.




As proof that you followed these directions, mail the FIRST EIGHT ( 8 )
PAGES of the MS Word document version , along with a Stamped,
Self-Addressed ( a P.O. Box address is okay and folding the pages is also okay )
Envelope to:


“The Forbidden File”
P.O. Box 188
Hollywood, Cailfornia 90078


Don’t wait. Do it as soon as you can. Instead of a time deadline, there is a
Quantity Deadline. That is, only the first 313 entries will be considered
eligible. So, send in the printed copies of your EIGHT downloaded pages as soon
as possible. After the 313th entry, everything received will be returned to the
sender unopened. No exceptions, no excuses.

Of the contestants who correctly follow these instructions, 13 will be chosen
at random and will be given tickets ( movie / airplane / hotel / restaurant ) to
attend the world premiere of Gillian Anderson’s new giga-blockbuster,
"STRAIGHTHEADS.”

At this world premiere, during ceremonies in front of the celebrity-packed
audience, the 13 winners will also be presented with the keys to their very own
sports cars and will also be given All-Access Passes to the celebrity party
which will follow later that evening.

Good luck one and all.



( A very short excerpt of “SEX, COMEDY, MYSTERIES & MORE SEX” follows
in [Part 2] in a separate e-mail, for those who would like a sneak-peek of
"STRAIGHTHEADS.” )










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