How ya'll doin?
Ah joined this heer Ernest fan club to say howdy! I am jes so
cited that ah founs this mail list. Wowee, Bob! I am hapee ta see
that ma fans are keepin ma movies alive. Hey! I thawt I'd invite
ya'll to visit my Official Jim Varney Tribute & Fan Site. Yep!
Number one Ernest site in the wide worll.
All ya gotta do is go to this heer web site
adress, "www.jimvarney.org". Ah no's ya'll gonna like it. Oh! An
Don furget to say hi to ma friend, Billy Dee. He runs ma site fer me!

God Blessin Ya'll

Ole Ernest P. Worrell

P.S. Billy Dee is reelly writin this heer letter fer me, uhuh!