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FRIENDSHIP POEM

AROUND THE CORNER I HAVE A FRIEND

IN THIS GREAT CITY THAT HAS NO END

YET THE DAYS GO BY AND WEEKS RUSH ON

AND BEFORE I KNOW IT A YEAR IS GONE

AND I NEVER SEE MY OLD FRIENDS FACE

FOR LIFE IS A SWIFT AND TERRIBLE RACE

HE KNOWS I LIKE HIM JUST AS WELL

AS IN THE DAYS WHEN I RANG HIS BELL

AND HE RANG MINE BUT WE WERE YOUNGER THEN

AND NOW WE ARE BUSY TIRED MAN

TIRED OF PLAYING A FOOLISH GAME

TIRED OF TRYING TO MAKE A NAME

TOMORROW I SAY I WILL CALL ON JIM

JUST TO SHOW THAT I M THINKING OF HIM

BUT TOMORROW COMES AND TOMORROW GOES

AND DISTANCE BETWEEN GROWS AND GROWS

AROUND THE CORNER YET MILES AWAY

HERE'S A TELEGRAM SIR, JIM DIED TODAY

AND THAT'S WHAT WE GET AND DESERVE IN THE END

AROUND THE CORNER A VANISHED FRIEND

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU MEAN

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE TELL THEM

DON'T BE AFRAID TO EXPRESS YOURSELF

REACH OUT AND TELL SOMEONE WHAT THEY MEAN TO U

BCOZ WHEN YOU DECIDE THAT IT IS THE RIGHT TIME

IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE

SEIZE THE DAY NEVER HAVE REGRETS

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  Before & After Marriage

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Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage...

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One liners -- Hidden meanings

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS


1."We will do it" means "You will do it"


2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"


3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"


4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least
not tomorrow!"


5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have
already decided , I will tell you what to do"


6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"


7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"


8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"


9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the
deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"


11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier
that would have made hardly any difference!"


13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you where your
fault is"


14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the
work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."


15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"


16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"


17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "





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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling
cigarette... ? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch
the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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IF U HAS GUTS THEN READ THIS TRUE STORY!


THIS MESSAGE ORIGINALLY SENT BY ONE OF MY FRIEND. I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
BUT BE CAREFUL THOSE WHO HAVE WEAK HEARTS.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!

Read this true Incident & let everybody you know this. My friend lives in Delhi
, One day he went to Gurgaon to visit his uncle for some days. One evening he
and some other of my college friends for a movie & had so much fun that he
forgot that it was Very late. He was returning around midnight. He had to walk
about a mile from where his friend dropped him. As he was walking alone, he
could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he
was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a
very unusual thing to see a thing like that at late night. It got the shivers on
him when he noticed that his old guy is unusually pale and staring at him.

The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book, it would keep you company".

Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his Life. My friend
started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his Collection. He
noticed that all the books were related to supernatural Activities, but he found
one that was very interesting.

So he asked the Old man "how much is it?".

The old guy replied, "Well son, this is an interesting book, it's only for Rs.
250.

My friend was shocked and said "but...but it's expensive"

This time the old man stared which freaked him. My friend quickly checked all
his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is all I have."

The old guy replied "its OK son, you can have the book for that price

As My friend was just about to run for home the old man called back & said "Son,
whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book to it's last page. Remember these
words or you would regret it.

My friend nodded and never looked back.

On reaching home, he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book
seller nearby.

The Uncle replied "not that I know of but, we've heard that there's 1 old man
comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard That there is something
creepy about it, why son?"

My friend freaked out, he told his uncle "nothing uncle, just asking".

He started reading the book with the old man's words on His mind. At night, 2
o'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his
bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last
page. He remembered what the old man has said!


But we humans tend to have the tendency to know.

Out of curiosity, he flipped to the last page & fainted. What he saw at the last
page is stated below.




Don't look further down if you have a weak heart


I warn you

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Original price: -- Rs. 250/-
Promotion price: -- Rs. 10/-
he he he he he he
Ha Ha Ha !


SORRY  DONT MIND SOME ONE SENT ME THIS.
NOW I SENT IT YOU
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  Present For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and
left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the
trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine
months to see if it is a girl !!!"



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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United
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A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tellyou
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When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good
opportunity to have a bath.'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had
stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you
talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the
road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for
food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer
said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under
that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also.

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and
SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the
limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you
are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is
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*THE ORIGINAL QUOTE


If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


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THE NEW VERSIONS.....


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Pessimist:


If you love someone,
Set her free .................
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


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Optimist:


If you love someone,
Set her free .................
Don't worry, she will come back.


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Suspicious:


If you love someone,
Set her free .................
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


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Playful:


If you love someone,
Set her free .................
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *


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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
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If you love someone
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For those who sleep in the Air Conditioner room ...........

Please read the mail below and be careful.

Heard of a bad news regarding Riya

She passed away last weekend due to carbon monoxide poisoning.

It happened when she lighted an aromatheraputic candle for the night in a room
with air-conditioning on and all windows closed.

Due to lack of oxygen in the room, the burning of the candle cannot fully
oxidized & thus forming dangerous carbon monoxide.

Carbon monoxide will prevent oxygen exchange in the lungs, resulting the person
dozing off to state of unconsciousness & eventually death in less than 1 hour,
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Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month :10,000

Office expenditure per month :14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000( e.g. For a visit from kerala to
Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets :500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or
P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e. .
2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO
CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES...

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular
commodities..........
And this is the present condition of our country:



855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have.................


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CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !

RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College,
Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export
competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of
Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School
of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, BIRD

November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of
economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission

April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission

1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International
Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner,
south commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic
affairs

March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on
commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive
committee, Indian parliamentary group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:

India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -
Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of
articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on
International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World
Conference, Vienna

RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre,
New Delhi

PERSONAL DETAIL:

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26, 1932

Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

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