Greetings my friends, Welcome to the shrine of the legendary Criswell. Photos, Soundfiles, Movies and lotsa Links. "TURNED ON MY TELEVISION TO LUCKY CHANNEL THIRTEEN, TUNED IN MISTER CRISWELL, HE SURE WAS ON THE BEAM, WITH HIS PREDICTIONS, WITH HIS CONVICTIONS, OF WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE IT MADE A LOTTA SENSE TO ME....CRISWELL PREDICTS MANY THINGS IN THE FUTURE, CRISWELL PREDICTS WHAT THE WORLD'S GONNA DO....TRIPS TO THE STARS, VACATIONS ON MARS, SNOW IN JULY, THE STRANGEST NEW CARS, IF CRISWELL PREDICTS IT...YOU CAN BET IT COMES TRUE..." Lyrics from Mae West's song "Criswell Predicts"