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RxR wrote:


I really (really) think the
most of myself.

I repeat these things over
and over to myself throughout
the day in my hourly periods of
meditation
and recluse with my life-sized mirror.
(I take it with me everywhere I go.)

"I can compress the most words
into the smallest ideas than
any man I know."
(Ain't I grrreat?)

I can continue to be an infant for decades
after my first piece of ass.
(Ain't I grreat?)

I sincerely do beleive that the sun just WAITS
to RISE JUST to hear me crow...if you know
wad I mean.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

NO ONE...and I repeat NO ONE
can have a higher opinion of me
than I do of myself,
and I think I AM a dirty stinking rat
MOST of the time, but I lie some of
the time, so I guess you'll really never never KNOW
about this one.
(Ain't I grrreat?)

Most people can cause great happiness
WHEREVER they go.
I AM known for causing great happiness
whenever I leave.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

I AM soooo open-minded that the
wind just sails right through.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

I AM your best friend.
I would NEVER stab you in the back.
I will stab you in the front.
(Ain't I just grrreat?)

I AM THE GREATEST.
(My farts are PERFUME to me.)

Bible says to love others AS you love yourself
so start loving yourself.

Rick REED


More about me and my brilliance and genius tomorrow.
It's ALLLLL MOTHER's FAULT you know.




Just WHY do I have to PROVE to everyone just how wonderfull and
genius I AM...Why can't they just TAKE my WORD FOR IT.......???

RxR
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Each and every time a butterfly flutters it's wings in one part of
the universe, Cybill SHEPHERD gets
laid (again) in another and my Mother FARTS !

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Each and everytime a butterfly flutters it's wings
in one part of the unXplored universe.
Cybill SHEPHERD gets LAID in another
and MY MOTHER FARTS !!!

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