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THE President of the United STUDS
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before,

but I really need your advice on

what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now

that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs...

Phone rings

but if I answer,

the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out

with the girls a lot recently

although when I ask their names

she always says,

"Just some friends from work,

you don't know them."

I always stay awake to

look out for her taxi coming home,

but she always walks down the drive,

although I can hear a car setting off,

as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.

Why?

Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up

just to see what time it was

and she went berserk and screamed

that I should never touch her phone again

and ASKED why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached

the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just

didn't want to know the truth,

but last night she went out again

and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going

to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider

next to the garage

and then hide behind it

so I could get a good view of the whole street

when she comes home.

It was at that moment,

crouching behind my Harley,

that I noticed that the rocker boxes

on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or

should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
HarleyMan





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