“The Powers That Be” do NOT want you reading the best Erotic Novelette ever
written about Gillian Anderson. Why else would they have terminated the
absolutely largest Gillian Yahoo! Group that ever existed? Its link used to be
given by http:// groups.yahoo.com/group/ the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/
and had achieved a membership total of 9,741, which is larger than ALL other
Gillian groups COMBINED !



Back on October 10th, exactly five weeks ago, I e-mailed over a thousand
different Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo! Groups inviting their respective
members to join our unique Gillian Group and to download their very own copy of
the aforementioned Gillian Novelette. Later that same day, a Friday, at
approximately 3:30 p.m. EST, Yahoo! kept each of you from accessing this
Novelette by maliciously terminating Gillianlaphile’s Yahoo! Group, including
his Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com e-mail account.



So, what our resourceful and resilient Group Founder has chosen to do is to
align himself with Yahoo!’s biggest competitor: The Microsoft Network. His
Gillian Novelette is now located in an MSN Group site. (This is Microsoft
Network’s version of Yahoo!’s Groups.) And what’s suitably appropriate is that
the Gillian Novelette was originally written as an MS Word document.



A few minutes before Yahoo! pulled the plug on Gillianlaphile’s group, the
Gillian Novelette had surpassed a total of 26,100 downloads since its initial
release back on August 08th of this year, officially making it THE most popular
adult literature ever written about Gillian Anderson. To access it, just click
on the MSN link:



http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,



and then click on the MESSAGES section. That’s where you’ll find it, at the
very top of the list.



If you don’t already have one, all you’ll need is a Hotmail account, which is
free to sign up for, just like your Yahoo! account was. Please note, however,
that like his previous Gillian Yahoo! Group, his new Gillian MSN Group is for
ADULTS (i.e., Mature Members) ONLY. You must be 18 or older to join the Group
and to access the Gillian Novelette. It is absolutely TABOO for anyone younger
than college-age to read it.



In typically spiteful retaliation for what I’m telling you, Yahoo! will most
certainly permanently de-activate my “XFiles_Vixen” e-mail account, as well, but
there’s no way that they can keep you from accessing this famous and
much-talked-about and much-sought-after Gillian Novelette this time around since
it’s now located in an MSN Group site !



But, just in case something weird does happen with that site, too, don’t be the
only Gillian fan left out in the cold. Quickly -- before the Two-faced Symbols
of Authority swoop down from their Ivory Towers -- click on the MSN link:



http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,



JOIN the Group, click on the MESSAGES section, and then quickly download and
save your very own copy of the Gillian Novelette. And if you have a printer,
print up a hardcopy and hide it where no one can come along and steal it from
you. (Don’t even wait to finish reading this e-mail. Go! Now! Quickly!
Click and download! You can always come back to this message later.)



That way, no one can ever take it away from you -- not Yahoo!, not nobody.
Yahoo! may like to deceive itself into thinking it can reach out to an MSN group
and capriciously terminate it as easily as they can one of their own groups, but
the stone-cold truth of the matter is that they cannot, no matter how much
they’re pissing in their panties wishing they could. You see, the Microsoft
Network is controlled by the world’s richest man, Bill Gates. And he can buy
and sell the entire Yahoo! dot com corporation a hundred times over and not even
blink!



After downloading your very own copy of the Gillian Novelette from
Gillianlaphile’s new MSN Group, please go ahead and post a little message. What
do YOU feel about how Yahoo! terminated his huge Gillian Group? What do YOU
think about his Erotic Gillian Novelette? Any other thoughts? Or, just say
Hello! He’s been feeling down in the dumps ever since 10/10 (and the Yankees
losing the World Series didn’t help matters any), and I know he’d love to hear
from his former loyal members (over 9,700 of ‘em) and his new MSN ones, as well.



If you’re kinda shy, and instead of posting a public message in his new Gillian
MSN Group would rather communicate privately with him, “you” can “reach” him at:



BobbyDiaz@... .



Now, on to other titillating matters. There’s something else that
Gillianlaphile has done that’s also become well-known, besides his seminal
Erotic Novelette about Gillian.



The Homepage Pic of his previous Yahoo! Group was an original creation and was
incontestably THE sexiest pic of Gillian Anderson anywhere on the Internet,
anywhere in the print media, or anywhere on TV, stage or screen. It is based on
one of the actual photographs -- known as the “Gillian Thong Series” -- taken of
Gillian back on March 2001 at a Vanity Fair party, where she’s wearing a navy
blue, backless evening gown, designed by Eduardo Lucero, that plunged so low
down her backside it allowed her to playfully show off her skimpy thong panties.



Clicking on the link:



http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,



and then gazing upon the “Homepage Pic of Gillian” page, you’ll see that where
Eduardo left off, Gillianlaphile began: He expertly altered the gown to show a
heckuvalot more of Gillian’s creamy, alabaster skin. In fact, Gillianlaphile
predicts that more and more women’s evening gowns will copy his sexy design in
the very near future. If you doubt him, just flip your TV’s remote control to
the Univision Network (the foremost Latino broadcasting network, headquartered
in northwest Miami, Florida), and take a gander(son) at what the female
hostesses on the variety shows are currently wearing (more like NOT wearing!).



Gillianlaphile says that the next logical step for them would be to start
purposely exposing parts of their breast areolas and the first inch or two of
the cracks of their tushies! In fact, just like Gillian is coquettishly showing
in the Homepage Pic!



Thanks to him, Gillian will always be remembered as the celebrity who boldly
went where no woman has gone before by taking the next desirable step in
evening-gown wear. As a sexy fit and curvy woman, myself, I would never
hesitate for even a second to wear a dress like that and strut and pose on a red
carpet at some gala event somewhere. Without the slightest doubt, all the
flashbulbs would be popping, and all heads -- both male AND female -- would be
turned in my direction.



This pic is integrated into the Gillian Novelette as one full-sized image (just
above the Disclaimer) and sixteen tiny chapter logos. So, by downloading the
Gillian Novelette, you’ll be acquiring the famous pic at the same time! Two for
the price of one, and, even better, there is no price. It’s free! All that
Gillianlaphile asks is that you share the Gillian Novelette freely with your
ADULT friends, colleagues, associates, acquaintances, neighbors, relatives, etc.
But, please, ONLY ADULTS !



For those of you who didn’t get a chance to read it, or who inadvertently
deleted it from their e-mail Inboxes, at the very bottom of this message I’ve
chosen to append a verbatim copy, in its entirety, of my October 10th letter
that caused Chris Carter to throw a hissy fit at the Yahoo! dot com people
resulting in the permanent termination of Gillianlaphile’s Group.



You see, Chris did NOT want “The Truth” getting “Out There” as to how HE’S THE
REAL BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF GILLIAN’S DAUGHTER. Instead, even though he’s a
multi-millionaire many times over (thanks to our faithful allegiance to his show
all these years), he greedily wants you to continue purchasing his “X-Files”
DVDs as they continue being issued and believing in “alien bounty hunters” and
things that go “BUMP” in the night. So, he used his media connections on
Yahoo!, and Yahoo! being the advertisement-driven, media-whore-monger that it
is, it caved.



While on the subject of nonexistent “alien bounty hunters,” here’s a pithy quote
by Gillianlaphile, taken from the MESSAGES section of his previous Gillian
Yahoo! Group.



“Brian Thompson should eschew any continued playing of that role and stick to
acting the much more credible part of
cross-dressing-‘Silence-of-the-Lambs’-serial-killer copycats, as in his ‘Joe
Dirt’ comedic film. Seriously, whenever I’d see him in an ‘X-Files’ episode,
his laughably-low-tech, retractable, back-of-the-neck, alien-killing, ice pick,
with the human-voiced-sound effect, ‘PHFFTH,’ got me rolling my eyes in
boundless disappointment every time.”



Gillianlaphile masterfully brings into play other “X-Files” actors into his
Gillian Novelette, as well, including David Duchovny, Mitch Pileggi, and the
“Pimp of the Paranormal,” Chris Carter. Wanna know the horrible thing that’s
gonna happen to Mitch’s show, “TARZAN,” on the Warner Brothers Network? Well,
you’ll just have to click on the MSN link:



http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/ ,



download the Novelette from the MESSAGES section, and sit comfortably back and
voraciously read through its incandescent pages to find out! The scoop is in
there somewhere, promise.



As the 9,700+ members of Gillianlaphile’s previous Group will attest, about
once a month he would e-mail a Group-wide announcement about some new gossip in
Gillian’s life (often including “Letterman”-type jokes about her current fiancé,
Julian Ozanne, sent in to him by members), which will form the bulk of the
“unauthorized” biography he’s currently writing about her -- slated to be
published by Simon & Schuster in early 2005. Here’s the very last one that hit
the MESSAGES section just before Yahoo! terminated his Gillian Group back on
October 10th.



“Although I’m a dyed-in-the-wool New Yorker residing on The States’ side of ‘the
pond,’ I have no less than eight confidential informants based in London who
keep me appraised of Gillian’s comings, goings, and overall high-jinks. Four of
these work for the media, three are from among her Notting Hill neighbors, and
one is a close correspondent who visits with her on a regular basis. It is this
mutual friend who has informed me that, due to Gillian’s devastating performance
in the London play, ‘What The Night Is For,’ which was forced to shut down a
whole two weeks early, back in February of this year, Gillian has been taking
acting lessons with one of Britain’s best acting coaches. Gillian is too
embarrassed to go to acting classes like a regular person and surround herself
with aspiring actors, most of whom are nearly destitute and struggling just to
‘get their (nearly bare) feet in the door.’”



“Gillian is paying this acting coach a lot of money, but methinks it ain’t worth
it. With all due respect, if Gillian is considered to be lacking in the
thespian skills now, after all these years in front of a camera and recently
treading the London boards, just imagine her abysmally woeful ability to
evocatively perform back in 1993 when she was starting out on ‘The X-Files.’
And yet, the show succeeded for nine seasons.”



“The main reason the show was a hit was because of the constant and innumerable
camera close-ups of Gillian’s unusually beautiful face and especially those
impossibly full, pouting lips of hers. Gillian pouted her way to fame and
fortune for nine whole years. But now she wants to toss aside her time-tested
modus operandi and attempt to compete against serious actresses from proven
Shakespearean backgrounds? It’s sheer lunacy, I tell ya.”



“Gillian should just continue pouting into the camera. Who knows? Maybe she’ll
be able to garner yet another TV series out of it, this time perhaps with the
BBC instead of with the Fox Network. And for those who erroneously think ‘The
X-Files’ success was due primarily to Chris Carter’s Producing/Writing Magic,
well, how do you explain his ‘Harsh Realm’ and ‘Lone Gunmen’ abject failures?
ANSWER: They were absent Gillian’s close-ups and full, pouty lips!”



“As of late, Gillian has been sporting long, blond hair, but yet, in recent
photographs appearing in magazines, she’s obviously trying her darndest to look
sternly into the camera lens while sitting and posed decidedly masculine. I
gotta ask, What gives, Silly Gilly? Do you want to be viewed as a stereotypical
blond, brainless bimbo? Or, do you want to be perceived as a no-nonsense,
kick-‘em-in-the-balls lesbian? Make up your mind, already, and finish moving
through your transitional phase, because the two are mutually exclusive genres.”



“Time is of the essence here; don’t wait too long to make that life-altering
decision. After all, you’re already at the age where the only parts you’ll soon
be able to get in low-budget films will be ‘Mum-type’ roles. And usually those
are minor roles far removed from any realistic hopes of garnering any
recognition, let alone winning any significant awards.”



“And Gillian, if you want to regain some of your lost recognition, please stop
emulating your old lover, Ellen DeGeneres. Now that she’s finally wearing
brighter, more feminine colors on her new talk show -- in lieu of all that
baggy, gender-neutral black -- it looks like you’ve also taken a shine to neon
fuschias and fluorescent lime-greens. I mean, it’s understandable why Ellen’s
gotta do it: This is the last attempted comeback that her yo-yo career’s got
left. There won’t be anymore. So, she’s gotta make it work this time. (Lucky
for her, lesbianism is more socially acceptable today than ever in recorded
history. Thus, she doesn’t have to worry about being TKO’ed by that stinging
stigma, again.) But, Gillian, by you sporting those garish colors in
solidarity, you’re not saying ‘Look at the new Gillian.’ How you’re coming
across is, ‘Look at the Ellen D. Wannabe!’”



“Looking for a knockout fashion trend to set that’ll be all your own, Gillian?
Seriously, I’m offering this bit of advice to you since I’m in lust with you,
and I’ll always be in lust with you. Bring tiny bikini pantylines back into
style. Technically, they are considered a fashion-taboo, and definitely should
never be seen under silky gowns or dresses, but psycho-sexually speaking,
visible pantylines (VPLs) displayed under skintight women’s slacks and
especially jeans make 99.99% of all heterosexual men cream their shorts.”



“If anyone can successfully bring back the exquisite Art of VPLs, it’s you.
(Either you or a world-famous, all-girl band.) Gillian, you could become known
as the ‘Pantyline Feline,’ and in the process reacquire the tens of millions of
men who -- as I, myself, still do to this very day -- lusted after you during
the peak of ‘The X-Files’ years. And as you’re well aware, all this massive
global lusting can be parlayed by the right agent and PR firm into mega-deals
in the entertainment industry. Just a thought. Just puttin’ it ‘Out There.’”



“Is this all really necessary? Well, you be the judge. To wit, a recent
‘Celebrities : Where Are They Now?’ type poll given on the street corners of
midtown Manhattan revealed that only three (3!) out of every one hundred
participants remembered that Gillian Anderson played ‘Dana Scully’ on ‘The
X-Files.’ (For some obscure reason, about two out of every five thought she was
a Country-Western singer!) CONCLUSION: Gillian, you’re slowly fading into
oblivion, which I’m sure you don’t want to happen, or why else would you have
prompted your agent to work so assiduously in getting you the flurry of
magazines you’ve appeared in lately? It’s patently obvious that your unbridled
vanity irresistibly commands you to continue posing in front of the camera
lens, and that you still love to do so.”



“But be mindful of which camera lens you choose. If you do go the route that
many are saying you will, that is, narrating your fiancé’s documentaries, the
Hollywood and London media moguls will collectively shake their heads and
disappointedly view it as your landing the role because you sleep with ‘the
boss.’ And that would simply be a shameful extension of your Chris Carter /
‘X-Files’ days. Won’t it?”



“So, Gillian, please, please, please do us all and yourself a really big favor:
Lacquer on the high-gloss lipstick and go back to unabashedly pouting those
sexy, full lips of yours. They’ll go great with your new sunny, golden mane!”



Bugger me! Hi, it’s Victoria, again. No wonder the folks at Yahoo! played
dirty and pulled the rug out from under Gillianlaphile when he wasn’t looking:
When it comes to the heady, high-brow game of verbal volleyball, he pulls no
punches and lets the blood splatter where it may!



You know, it’s ironic. In the fateful October 10th letter (appended below), I
compared Gillianlaphile’s Group to the movie, “Titanic.” And I even went as far
as to call his Gillian Yahoo! Group “unsinkable.” But by Yahoo! terminating his
Group, it did, in essence, “sink.” When this happened, our Group Founder,
figuratively speaking, witnessed his own Group “founder.” And yes, afterward,
some of his detractors burped, farted, and laughed out loud, as jealous rivals
are often wont to do.



But when you think about it, it was actually destiny unfolding majestically.
Follow me on this: If the real R.M.S. Titanic ship on its maiden voyage way
back on April 1912 hadn’t hit that iceberg and sunk --with approximately 1,500
passengers dying in the process -- more than four generations of students would
never have read about it in their history textbooks and novels, and James
Cameron would never have created his 1997 cinematic masterpiece about the North
Atlantic tragedy. Similarly, by Gillianlaphile’s Group “sinking” -- with over
9,700 former members being summarily dismissed without even so much as a form
letter e-mailed to them by Yahoo! explaining why it did what it did -- it has
crossed over from the ubiquitously inconsequential (i.e., merely one out of more
than three million Yahoo! groups) to the uniquely historical.



Paradoxically, the inconsiderate Yahoo! dot com automatons should actually be
thanked for helping Gillianlaphile’s Group, albeit now defunct, achieve
legendary status: Online communications will be zipping back and forth as
people continue talking about it for many years to come as the singularly
sensational Group that Yahoo! had to kill because it had gotten too huge. It
had gotten too “Titanic!”



Before signing off, I would like to address the noisy nay-sayers and other
player haters who, since October 10th, have been acrimoniously spreading rumors
that Gillianlaphile’s Group, The_Hot_and_Naughty_Gillian_Anderson, never
existed. Well, I gotta tell ya, there are over 9,700+ former members who would
vehemently disagree. It shouldn’t be too hard to find at least one of them in
one of the other anemic Gillian Yahoo! groups, most of which have been dying a
slow and ugly death ever since “The X-Files” waved sayonara.



But for those who need immediate proof, might I suggest the following? Try,
just for fun, to start a Yahoo! group (free, of course) with the name
The_Hot_and_Naughty_Gillian_Anderson . You’ll immediately discover that the
cyber-nerds at Yahoo! won’t let you. Their reason? They’ll be impulsively
guessing that you, yourself, are the one and only Gillianlaphile, and that
you’re defiantly attempting to re-activate his former Gillian Group while
“hiding” behind a different Yahoo ID.



If you’ve tried sending a message to his Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com e-mail
account, you’ve already discovered that it’ll just immediately bounce back to
your own Inbox as an “undeliverable message,” since Yahoo! permanently
de-activated his e-mail account the same day they terminated his Gillian Group.
But, just for fun, once again, try to sign up for a new Yahoo! e-mail account
(again, free, of course) designated by Gillianlaphile @yahoo.com. The
anal-retentive Yahoo! cyber-geeks won’t let you do that, either, because when
they terminate with extreme prejudice one of their groups or e-mail accounts, it
stays terminated. Therefore, even though neither his Gillian Group nor his
Yahoo! Profile ID exist today, prior to October 10th, they both certainly
existed. They existed BIG TIME. Quod Erat Demonstrandum.



There is one last thing that unfortunately needs addressing: Those nefarious
negativists who unjustifiably played the pedophilia card by wildly and
unsubstantially claiming that since Gillianlaphile discloses in his Erotic
Novelette that Chris Carter is Piper’s biological father, it irrationally
follows suit that Gillianlaphile is a pedophile for even mentioning her name
within its pages. Truth be told, if an intelligent person were to actually read
the Novelette, s/he would invariably conclude that nothing could be further from
the truth.



Here’s the rational refutation. Firstly, Piper’s name is mentioned only in
passing during a non-sexually-oriented, polite conversation, while sipping
coffee, among the three female characters in the story: Gillian Anderson,
Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis. Secondly, Piper’s name must be mentioned, as
it relates to the most important thesis explored: That Chris Carter actually IS
her dad in real life.



And thirdly, just because a child’s name is mentioned in passing in an otherwise
erotic story does NOT necessarily make the author, nor any of his readers,
pedophiles. Granted, Piper’s name might have somewhat less volatilely appeared
in a totally-non-sexually-based, biographical article which could have just as
carefully explored the same thesis. But I dare say that it would have been
downloaded nearly the 26,100 times like the Erotic Novelette has been --
probably not even a hundred times.



Here’s a relevant example. The comedy show, “Mad TV,” which, by the way, is
broadcasted by the exact same network (Fox) that gave us “The X-Files,” loves to
do spoofs. During its first season, about eight years ago, it did a spoof on
Chris Carter’s “Creation” that was so hilarious I peed my leotard! More
recently, two Saturdays ago in fact, “Mad TV” did a spoof on the “PowerPuff
Girls,” an actual cartoon series currently very popular among prepubescent
girls, most of them still basically children.



“Mad TV” renamed them the “PowerSlut Girls.” In the short animated skit, one of
the PowerSlut Girls makes mention of the fact that she might have drunk too much
“ALCOHOL and SPERM,” quote – unquote.



Now, for daring to do that, does that make the entire Fox Network and “Mad TV”
and its millions of viewers across the country pedophiles simply because
something of a child’s affectation was presented within an adult theme? I say,
Definitely Not! And most, if not all, reasonably thinking, responsible members
of our society would agree. The same reasoning applies to Gillianlaphile, as
frighteningly intelligent, heterosexual man, who prides himself on his
cunnilingus and other lovemaking skills (trust me, I know), and to his Erotic
Novelette, as an unparalleled literary work of art.



And for those among you who impulsively played that pedophilia card, SHAME ON
YOU! Gillianlaphile, as Bobby Diaz, was actually awarded a bronze plaque a few
years back for his tireless efforts in Community Watch programs in his area of
Queens. Can you say the same?



Yeah, I didn’t think so!



Okay, time to climb down off my soapbox and leave you with these words of
encouragement: A new, wondrous era is upon the horizon. Like the Biblical
Phoenix ascending from its ashes, Gillianlaphile has already started rebuilding.



You see, two years and two months ago, more than 200 floors from twin buildings
unbelievably came crashing down in the city in which he was born and that has
served as his home his whole life. He was one of the lucky survivors, and as a
permanent, personal memorial has hermetically sealed the torn and
concrete-dust-laden clothes he wore on that fateful Tuesday morn in plastic
wrapping in his bedroom closet.



Thus, like millions of other New Yorkers, he is quite familiar with the concept
of re-building, of intrepidly starting back at square one, looking head-on into
the future, and daring to ask, “Is that all you got? Yeah? Well, then, get
outta my way!”



Come join us at MSN Groups, so you, too, can get in on the ground floor of all
the coming attractions and activities. Come be a part of history in the making.





Victoria Courtesan,

Member

http://groups.msn.com/TheHotandNaughtyGillianAnderson/

[Must be over 18 to join.]









P.S. Quickly now, go get your very own copy of the Erotic Gillian
Novelette, but please do NOT reply to this e-mail (although, you should
definitely save it as “a keeper”). The vindictive cyber-goons at Yahoo! have
already probably de-activated it as their typical way of punishing me for the
truthful information I’ve shared with you.



You see, in life sometimes not only individual people and
monolithic governments but also down-sizing, stock-depreciating, asset-divesting
corporations such as Yahoo! hate when the truth comes out and will do anything
in their power to squash it.



Live Long, Prosper, and GO OUT HAVE SOME FUN !!

















APPENDIX:

Verbatim copy, in its entirety, of the October 10th letter that caused Chris
Carter to throw a hissy fit at the Yahoo! dot com people resulting in the
termination of Gillianlaphile’s Group and e-mail account.










The BIGGEST “X-Files” SECRET Ever Exposed -- In EROTIC NOVELETTE !!







Hi, my name is Victoria, and I’m a member of the most unique Gillian Anderson
Yahoo! Group ever created -- given by the link:



http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/



-- and which happens to be THE ABSOLUTELY LARGEST GILLIAN ANDERSON YAHOO! GROUP
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, period! Our Homepage Photo, our Group’s exclusive
original creation, is the indisputably sexiest pic of Gillian anywhere on the
Internet.



The main reason we are bigger than all other Gillian groups COMBINED is due to
our Thousands and Thousands Of Loyal Members: Back in August, just before the
Yahoo! dot com people permanently deleted all pic attachments that were archived
in the MESSAGES sections of the hundreds of Gillian / Scully / X-Files Yahoo!
groups, our Group Founder, “Gillianlaphile,” broadcasted over 1,000 messages
alerting everyone to the impending doom. (Similar in scope to what I’m doing
now.)



A lot of fans didn’t believe him. Well, it actually happened, just like he said
it would. Now all those messages that used to carry sexy Gillian pic
attachments are all empty, mere ghostly images of their former selves.



But, luckily, a select group of people DID believe him, and by acting
proactively, major disaster was averted. I’m proud to say that many of this
group’s members and our own Group’s members, as well, acted quickly and uploaded
the sexiest pic attachments of Gillian they could find in this and other groups
into the PHOTOS section of our premier Gillian Group -- thereby rescuing them
from elimination and saving them forever in our Group.



Our Group Founder wants to thank your group’s members for all of the sexy
Gillian pics you e-mailed to and uploaded into our Gillian Group. They are
ready for viewing right now!



Now, let’s talk about that “BIGGEST SECRET” thing. If you click on our link:



http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/



and then JOIN, you’ll find at the very top of the FILES section an EROTIC,
FAN-FICTIONAL NOVELETTE, which has been critically acclaimed as “the best adult
literature ever written starring Gillian Anderson.” Fantastically, other
“X-Files” stars are also prominently featured as characters in the 49-page
story. (If compressed down into a simple text file, it’s really only 35 pages.)
Also, Carmen Electra and Cindy Margolis sensuously help to round out the cast.



According to our Group’s Database, the Novelette has been downloaded over 25,700
times during the short nine weeks since its release. (Gillianlaphile, our Group
Founder, wrote it exclusively for Gillian Anderson’s 35th birthday, back on
August 09th, and sent it out to our thousands of members the day before in a
Group-wide e-mail. And it’s been bouncing around the Internet like ping pong
balls in a lottery machine ever since. In fact, interest is still continuing to
grow.) But to access it, you must be at least 18 years of age. It is TABOO for
anyone younger than college-age to read it.



In this Gillian Novelette, the author reveals the BIGGEST SECRET that “The
X-Files” people kept hidden from their fans for all these years. (And, no, it
doesn’t have anything to do with such paranoia-inducing concepts as “alien
bounty hunters,” or chain-smoking G-men who control all facets of our federal
government, or supremely advanced ETs who preposterously need the help of us
relatively primitive humans before they’re able to “colonize” our planet.
Puh-leze !!)



“The X-Files” BIGGEST SECRET, the one they didn’t want you ever finding out
about, is that Chris Carter (who will turn 46 this coming Monday, October 13th)
is the real biological father (not just Godfather) of Gillian Anderson’s
daughter, Piper Maru, who just finished celebrating her 9th birthday, back on
September 25th. The author of the Gillian Novelette carefully explains how
Piper’s conception came about, having taken place during the middle of the very
first season of “The X-Files,” and why this led Chris Carter to constantly
keeping Gillian “Dana Scully” Anderson completely covered for nine whole seasons
under so many layers of clothing -- such as baggy business suits under
tent-sized trenchcoats -- in scenes where it was clearly obvious to the viewer
that it was very warm and sunny outside.



The jealousy factor in Chris Carter’s tortured ego wanted his male viewers to
continue misperceiving Gillian as a cold, detached, unapproachable artifice
rather than the true, amorous, sexually-volcanic femme fatale she actually is in
real life.



And from Gillian’s own perspective, this biological bond that she shared with
Chris Carter -- over and above the professional one -- is what caused her to
decide to remain loyal to him and “The X-Files” during its final two seasons,
even though David Duchovny was continually coaxing her to leave with him.



Joining our Gillian Group at:



http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/



and then perusing our MESSAGES section, you will also discover that the author
of the Gillian Novelette is the only person, out of millions of “X-Files” fans,
who knew that David Duchovny accidentally urinated on himself at the beginning
of the scene where he sees the tattooed geek, “The Conundrum,” biting into a raw
fish in the popular ‘Humbug” episode.



He was also the only person to know that, in the same episode, Gillian DID put
the live orthoptera insect in her sexy pouty mouth, but immediately and
reflexively spat it back out, off-camera, with one of the junior crew members
quickly scooping it up off the ground while still alive and mysteriously
skulking away with it, never to be heard from again! As Gillianlaphile
explained in one of his eagerly received Group-wide messages: “Thus, one
mystery evolves into another one, par for the course in the surreal realm of
‘The X-Files.’” (This quote comes from Message #106.)



Touching once again upon the Chris Carter Paternity Issue, our Group Founder has
been quoted as saying the following.



“Kindly allow me a few minutes, if you will, to predict, practically verbatim,
what Gillian Anderson will say if she ever decides to come clean on some talk
show or magazine article and finally discuss the truth about Chris Carter -- not
her ex-husband, Errol Clyde Klotz -- being the actual biological father of her
daughter, Piper Maru.”



“With a serious look on her face and a measured cadence to her speech, her
rehearsed words will be: ‘Chris and I were deeply in love during the early part
of our working together. And, even though he was married at the time, we made
love once and only once. Our beautiful and precious daughter, Piper, was the
wonderful result of that love. The reason neither of us ever told the media
before had nothing to do with trying to keep a secret or living a lie. The real
reason is that we felt it was nobody’s business.’”



“I, Gillianlaphile, respectfully counter with, if it’s ‘nobody’s business,’ then
why go on record many times with that same media by saying that Chris Carter was
merely Piper’s Godfather? Gillian was so close to telling the truth during each
of those dozens of times she mentioned the word ‘Godfather.’ Why start to
reveal the truth only to purposely leave it hidden behind a deception? To me,
it seems like Gillian was expertly coached by Chris Carter, himself -- a man
who is a proven manipulator at taking a pristine kernel of truth, cloaking it
under many layers of cancerous lies, and then getting the gullible masses to
gulp it down and believe it religiously.”



“I propose that it’s NOT ‘nobody’s business.’ Instead, it’s Everybody’s
Business! When you’re an actress making more money (not to mention continuous
future royalties) from a single week’s episode than the average fan makes in 3
years of busting their hump at their job, then it becomes Everybody’s Business.
After all, each of us pays for that actress’ lifestyle-fit-for-a-Queen each and
every time we turn on the TV set and give up our time to watch her show, which
of course includes enduring all those dreadful, insipid commercials interspersed
throughout!”



“These words may seem harsh. But they’re really not. They’re borne out of the
love that I feel for Gillian. And I DO love her, more than Chris Carter and
David Duchovny ever did and more than Julian Ozanne could ever summon. I want
Gillian to experience that by divulging the truth to her fan base and her
feminist/lesbian constituency, they’ll more than likely be of one collective
mindset: So, Chris has been Piper’s daddy all along. Okay. Deception
forgiven. Let’s get on with our lives.”



“And, Gillian, when you finally DO decide to tell the truth about Piper & Chris,
might as well go all the way: Like your having sex with Chris not just ‘once’
but many times off-and-on since the summer of 1993, with the most recent
instance being last year; like your having sex with David over a dozen times
while he was still married to Téa Leone; like the ‘butch’ phase of your life
(from the summer of 1999 till the winter of 2000/01) which included your
lesbian threesome experimentations with Ellen DeGeneres and her ‘life partner.’
Do a major purging and cleansing. Just come clean with all of it.”



“After all, Gillian, we never expected you to go without sex those nine years
you were on ‘The X-Files,’ while not dating anyone seriously and with no
successful relationships to show for all that time. The fictional Dana Scully
could go without sex for seven years before succumbing to ‘The Itch’ via the
man-child Mulder, but that doesn’t mean that you, Gillian, were expected to be
able to do the same.”



This is Victoria, again, reminding you that we are the “Titanic” of all Gillian
groups. And like James Cameron’s cinematic masterpiece, “Titanic,” was the
biggest, greatest and most popular movie in all of Hollywood history, our Group
is the biggest, greatest and most popular Gillian group of all time.



But we remain diminished without you. So please, come JOIN us. You’ll be glad
you did. Promise.



See ya there, on board the unsinkable R.M.S. Gillianlaphile!







Victoria Courtesan,

Member

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_hot_and_naughty_gillian_anderson/

[Must be over 18 to join.]







P.S. Gillian Leigh Anderson: “The Truth Is” no longer “Out There.” It
is Within You, and always has been. After all these years, it’s time to let it
out. It’s time to free yourself.



Oh, and lest I neglect to mention, Bobby Diaz, our Group Founder
( a/k/a Gillianlaphile ) has relayed to me that he earnestly wishes he had been
blessed with the economic means to travel in the same circles as Julian Ozanne.
If you had gotten together with Bobby, instead of with Julian, you would’ve
never had the need to back out of your wedding last month in September and
suffer all that embarrassment and gossip about your supposed continued inability
to form a successful relationship. It would have been never-ending bliss for
the two of you.



God, how he’d love to cuddle and watch “Titanic” with you for
just one evening.



For, you see, Bobby Diaz has cherished you for over a decade.



He still loves you.



And he will ALWAYS unconditionally be in love with you, Gillian.










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