The Dress-

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement-- not even her parents' nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife
had bought the exact same dress!

Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like
a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get
another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When
they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return
the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear
it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the
rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

NOW I ASK YOU -- IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS
STORY?

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