Promoting Xena: Warrior Princess Virtual Season 7, http://xwpvs.tripod.com
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NEXT WEEK ON THE XENA VIRTUAL SEASON...
(Shot of a closed door, struggling and a thud can be heard coming from behind it.)
WHEN THE GREEN LIGHT IS GIVEN TO MAKE A XENA MOVIE...
(Shot of Lucy with Renee on the phone.)
Lucy: Get your gear together. We're going to make the Xena movie.
Renee: So it's all go and I'm going to direct it!
THINGS COULD ALL GO HORRIBLY WRONG...
(Shot of a woman and man talking.)
Woman: You're worried about the SUSA Serial Killer?
(Shot of the man nodding.)
WHEN SOMEONE BEGINS WORKING BEHIND THE SCENES...
(Shot of Mac coughing as cigarette smoke is blown into his face.)
Mac: There's no smoking (cough) allowed in here.
Man: You can be replaced.
(Shot of the man vanishing into the shadows.)
TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS...
(Shot of cast and crew sitting around a table in a meeting room.)
Xena: Am I in the script?
(Shot of Renee flipping through the script.)
Renee: Xena, you're in the script... somewhere...
Lucy: We'll never get this movie done at this rate.
ON AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF XENA...
(Shot of Lucy and Xena standing side by side, of Alti fighting Xena, of Rob baiting hooks, and of a line of clones slowly awakening.)
...COMING NEXT WEEK!