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Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set
functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations
on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we
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Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first
fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main
object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main
program. The functions can be added or
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Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements
rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to
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Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model
is
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Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not
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Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware
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Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for
implementation and execution of PROJECT- married
life.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/love-marriage-vs-arranged-marriage.html>



Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so
they are responsible for successful execution of project Married
life.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/love-marriage-vs-arranged-marriage.html>



Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse
cooking food, washing clothes
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Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required
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Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you
Buy.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/love-marriage-vs-arranged-marriage.html>



Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis, Product once
sold will not be
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