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A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at
midnight. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine
holding tank is still full from the last flight.

So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called
out to take care of it.

This guy finds that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is
frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even
more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about
what he has to do.

Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and
slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.


As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude
and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to
personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished".

Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath,

Stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm
an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for
11 months without any leave, and reindeers' asses are beginning to look
pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-thirty in the morning, the
temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shit out of
an aircraft.

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