First: if anybody still thinks this is the dope on the real Alamo
saga, please go visit Variety.com and get your ducks in a row.

Anyway: this club and the associated web site made my day today!

The latest inside news I've heard is that Cameron has been axed and
replaced by John Woo, so we can expect a lot more explosions and wire
stunts. The Keanu Reeves thing is still up in the air, but Britney
Spears has been signed to play Mrs. Dickinson.

I think the casting of Nicholson as Santa Anna is ridiculous. Why
don't they get a real hispanic person, like Cheech Marin? Fooey.