Metro LA residents, I have a great event for you. Tomorrow night (2 August) is Miss Norma Jean's showcase at the world famous Comedy Store. The show starts...
I need writers for our site: http://www.menswisdumb.com The articles are about certain facets of life from a man's point of view OR poking fun (nicely) at...
As a famous comedian once said "Dying is easy, comedy is hard." The Ventriloquist Scriptwriters' Forum was created for budding and advanced Ventriloquists to...
My intro letter begged me to post something - so here is my introduction. Hello - my name is Robin and I live in the Tampa area of Florida. I am 46, a widow,...
The following is a script I performed last November at a local Science Fiction convention as a part of a cabaret act. I thought that those scripts were two of...
Michael, Puppeteering takes more than a funny script. How the puppets interact is extremely important (which is why Punch and Judy were so popular). Your...
Hey Michael As someone who has crafted many routines for ventriloquists, I believe I can give you some assistance. Here are two points to ponder. 1)You have to...
My first take is that people don't talk the way they write. You're script looks a lot like writing to me. A lot of extra words. You also want to get to the...
... interact is extremely important (which is why Punch and Judy were so popular). Your script also has a lot of fluff. Banter like "How's it going?" isn't...
Greetings all, I recently had the opportunity to rehearse a new script I had written. The first version, pictured below, was ok, but rather flabby. See if...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small...
I almost got kicked out of the library for laughing so hard!!! This is great and I will pick one to do per week.......... Shawn <emagin_clark@...> wrote:...
I forgot to say that was one of the Comedy Central Jokes of the Day. I wouldn't want to take credit for someone else's work. - Shawn ... Yahoo! Messenger with...
As a wise sage wrote, "dying is easy, comedy is hard." That's why the Ventriloquist Scriptwriters' Forum was created-to provide a safe and sane forum for...
Hi Gang! I'm the new kid on the block. I draw cartoons for a hobby. I had a shot at professional cartooning a few years ago when I co-created a comic strip...
Here's a script I wrote once. I like the idea but I don't like how it came out. Can anyone suggest any improvements? Bear-ly in Love V: (looking at pictures)...
It needs an ending. Maybe he can say how the girlfriend's personality is like a bear and the character would be satisfied. Dotti Enderle Granny Gert and the...
Here's a ventriloquist puppet routine that I'm thinking of performing at a science fiction convention some day. Could anyone look at it and tell me where it...
In a message dated 9/25/2006 10:24:10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, honeypotbear@... writes: Here's a ventriloquist puppet routine that I'm thinking of ...
In a message dated 9/26/2006 8:14:57 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, gocartoons@... writes: F: They kidnapped me and took me away. Better yet... F: They...
Southern California residents, come and check out Miss Norma Jean (www.myspace.com/normajeancomedy) at Martini Blues tomorrow night (9/27). The show starts at...
Thank you very much for your kind comments in regard to my "convention" script. From this, I see that I have much tol earn about script writing. Can anyone...
A lot of the example ventriloquist scripts I see in books just aren't that funny. You might be better off getting books on stand-up comedy and adapting that...
I'm in the B&O BAR SCENE . A NON SPEAKING ROLE AS AN EXTRA. ITS AROUND 36 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW. AS THE SCENE OPENS I'M IN THE MIRROR AND THEN IT PANS ACROSS...
A computer in Australia found a missing word in Neil Armstrong's famous words, "One small step for man, one giant step for mankind." The actual words were "One...
FBI Examines Foley Emails to Teen Boys Kramer, through his infinite knowledge and weatlh of experience in I.T. and email and IMs, has been able to sneak a peek...
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