Reminder from the Calendar of WritingComedy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WritingComedy/cal On-line One-liner Reminder Saturday July 2, 2005 All Day (This...
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Jul 2, 2005 4:50 am
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So, I'm looking at the word jumble the other day, thinking "You know, I don't get any of the negative words. I can look at "imbecile" for half an hour and not...
1. Why aren't chefs called panhandlers? 2. What do they call a Pyramid Scam in Egypt? 3. Who would Jesus have thanked if he won an award?, Almighty Dad? Jason...
LOL those are great Jason! Jason <citizenklik@...> wrote: 1. Why aren't chefs called panhandlers? 2. What do they call a Pyramid Scam in Egypt? 3. Who...
Reminder from the Calendar of WritingComedy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WritingComedy/cal David Letterman Top Ten Contest Monday July 4, 2005 All Day (This...
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Jul 4, 2005 4:51 am
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Top Ten Reasons not to do the Letterman Contest: 1. The second prize is three of the first prize 2. You still won't be allowed to call him "Dave" even if he...
i find the sound of crickets soothing, don't you? .. ... you ... Dave ... hypersurrealextrapsychodelusionalificexplialidociousthere'syoursignpo ... ...
no -Joe www.joe-leary.com ... From: WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com [mailto:WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of scotttygett Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005...
July 7, 2005 (777) was yet another day for terrorists to reaffirm how we all have to stop using guns and bombs and start using dialogue to make the world a...
They're using our own numbers against us!!! The fiends! As an angloclast, it's hard for me to talk in glowing terms about the people who created those vermin...
I, for one, look forward to an animated film about how all the saudi arabian terrorists are well-meaning assh*les. Ordinarily, I would say "make something...
Reminder from the Calendar of WritingComedy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WritingComedy/cal David Letterman Top Ten Contest Monday July 11, 2005 All Day (This...
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Jul 11, 2005 4:50 am
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Attached please find my latest script. It's written for my puppet Hamid. He's a bit of a sourpuss (think of Jeff Dunham's Walter in camel form). Could I...
Is it ever good form to split the punchline of a joke like this.... V: Now now. We both agreed that the script was ORIGINAL and GOOD! F: <vent's name> May I...
I'm no expert, but i think it works better unsplit ( not sure that's even a real word) . But a nice joke. Phil On 13 Jul 2005, at 04:31, Michael Setzer wrote:...
I need to do some sort of set on the no-cellphone dial-up-modem way- of-life. Something about how it's changed over the years -- carrying a disconnected corded...
Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair came out against evil. We stand shoulder-to-shoulder with him in this courageous stand, facing in the same direction, that is....
Reminder from the Calendar of WritingComedy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WritingComedy/cal David Letterman Top Ten Contest Monday July 18, 2005 All Day (This...
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Jul 18, 2005 4:51 am
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How does it work? Can you write on any topic or it has to be one on topic only? What are the rules? WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com wrote: Tell other comedy...
That link should bring you to the contest page. On the left is last weeks topic and the top ten, and to the right is this weeks topic and a place to put your...
Thanks Jason <citizenklik@...> wrote:That link should bring you to the contest page. On the left is last weeks topic and the top ten, and to the right...
Here's a script I no longer work with. It's a cute idea but it has no plot. The Job Hopper V: Hi there, <name of puppet>! F: Hiyas! V: How are things going? ...
ACTING FOR NON-ACTORS is specifically created for creative talent BEHIND the camera who believe that understanding the process of their actors is vital to...
...were shadows. Just letting everyone know that after much soul searching and many, many beers, I have quit writing my humour column. I have erased the ...
Vaughan I am saddened to hear that you are no longer continuing to write Writer's Kramps. Although my exposure to it was only through this website, I found it...
Vaughan, I remember when you wrote the funny columns to this list. I haven't received it in my mailbox for a long time, and this is the first email I've...