Hey Vaughan! I thought we were going to become famous after we die. You're always changing the plans without telling me... They 'should' be shopping the...
Well, it's about 6:35 am and just visited msn news to hear the Pope is not doing well, and looks grave. Of course my comedic mind started up and I just wrote...
I'm sure that the comedians are being paid for this. If not, that kareoke company is asking for a lawsuit. The comedians most likely have copyrights on their ...
Jason, Thanks. LoL. I think it was very honest of you to admit that you have a sick comedic mind. Or, to be more exact that you allow your comedic mind to...
Ha! Vic, you saw that shirt too? It made me giggle! in a weird, sad way. I love that website. Now that I have a little girl, i'm dying to buy some of the baby...
Ooohhh...I love the baby tees! Favorites: I'm hung like a 5 year old Now that I'm safe, I'm Pro Choice! They Shake Me! and... Daddy drinks because I cry Thank...
Jason, You are like my comedic kindred -- that was so funny. Here's a piece I wrote for the Spoof that never got picked up --- oh well! I'm going to hell, but...
I love MOST of the t-shirt hell stuff for babies. My favourite is the one that reads "THEY SHAKE ME". Sick but somehow irreverently funny to me. I've...
In the last few weeks I have learned about the intimate details of people's death far more than I need to know. Let people die in peace. During lunch I was...
I heard Mitch Hedberg died yesterday. I didn't see a lot of him, but what I did see was very funny. Lost a good one. -Joe [Non-text portions of this message...
Greetings all, you recently saw my take on "Goldilocks and the Three Bears." I've the idea for a sequel where Goldi is captured and put on trial. Without...
Re:Val I'm not sure that there IS a translation because it's a colloquial sort of expression. Ask a French Canadian person... maybe they'll know. Ken Adrian,...
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... What was the medium for this bit? Is it a ventriloquist act? Maybe you could call in character witnesses to show that Golilocks has had a previous pattern...
Shawn had the same sorta idea I had. Involve different characters from the fairy tale lands. Like you could have the Big Bad Wolf as the judge who of course...
Congratulations! I knew you could do it! Nobody makes it without at least one. Now that you have weeded out one idiot agent you are definitely on your way to...
That is a badge of honour... to be worn proudly. Okay, so instead of actually WEARING it you might want to frame it instead... and remember Jerry Seinfeld...
*hands you a kleenex* Thank you, Ken. Maybe someday I'll have a show called "The Demi-Patti Show". I'll give you season tickets. And if there's not such a...
Whew! Anyone else out there getting just a little bit tired of all the "Death News" lately? Here's a little joke (just written in the last five minutes) to...
Ha! If I robbed someone's house, I'd probably make a sandwhich too. But I wouldn't clean up after myself, cause I'm not about that. Patti ... From: Kenneth...
Well the people at T-Shirt Hell have definitely done it with the new Dead Pope Ts. I won't even comment except to say that they'll probably get as much hate...
That's what makes you so endearing. That and the demi-horns. How's Patrick doin? Ken Adrian, Demi-Lazy too... ... I wouldn't clean up after myself, cause I'm...
Last night, I was listening to news radio, while driving to a show. The announcer was talking about the pope's death. Then he wrapped up the broadcast by ...