*dies laughing* You are brilliant!! Absolutely brilliant! I think that's your funniest one yet. Patti ... From: "Vaughan Reid" <writerskramps@...> To:...
Ouch TV by: P.C.Ryan The Marching Zebras Host: Hello and welcome to Ouch TV. I'm your Host (Flashes t-shirt under his coat that says "host") Host. Evana...
Elevator Man! P.C.Ryan The Marching Zebras (4 people are riding in an elevator when it suddenly stops for no apparent reason. The "music" starts to get really...
The Witch Sketch By: P.C.Ryan 2004 The Marching Zebras (The streets are suddenly flooded with four or five women running on ordinary house brooms, and dressed...
Saint Kevorkian's Hospital Self Help By P.C.Ryan 2004 The Marching Zebras (Kevorkian should be played as the ambiguously gay group therapy healer type. Ex:...
Attack of the Vegetables P.C.Ryan 2004 Marching Zebras Reporter: Spinach is attacking the city. We have a report that two leaves have just molested Harvard...
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Modern Protesters P.C.Ryan The Marching Zebras (Streets are flooded with angry protesters shouting "free the giant chicken" and other profanities. A...
The Collage Abuse Class P.C.Ryan The Marching Zebras Teacher: Class! Shut UP! This you gutless worm slime is your abuse class. Talk out of turn and I'll...
The Hunter and the Hunted Meet . . . The Woman P.C.Ryan The Marching Zebras The woman is an ordinary housewife. Bob is manly and dominant. Fred is almost an...
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Many of you no doubt saw my list of oxymorons posted earlier this week. That has given me an idea to do a script with oxymorons in them, but I need some kind...
I wish I was waiting for the pool guy instead of goofing off at work. But I am looking for help and maybe you guys have some advice. I am trying to put some...
Hey gang! Guess who just spend the last few days hospitalized by an infection in the leg? The same bozo who ignored the initial onset of pain thinking that it...
Hey Micheal, Great idea... Here's a premise to kick things off. Two oxen walk into a bar... ... and get yoked (joked?) Now they feel like real oxymorons. Since...
HA! HA! HA! Ken sounds exremely "happy!" HEHE! Percocet, anyone??? Ken, buddy, those crutches are actually dwarfs. They want to go home. Vaughan ... was ... ...
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That explains why one of the crutches kept calling me Mr. Frodo... Ken Adrian...
I love "Goths." The music is usually Broadway show-tunes, how can you hate that? They all wear black, like the average career expo (if you've never seen a room...
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Oh my gawd Scottygett! What are you trying to do kill me? I just got out of the hospital. Man that made me laugh. Great, bizarrely great stuff as usual. Oh...
This Week's Writer's Kramps! "Fish-capades" This might sound weird, but fish have been playing a fairly active role in my life lately. Regular readers may...
Is there a better way to write? I thought that my screenplay concept for a movie called "Fairy Dust" was clever. Well it *was* a nice idea, but this past...
Just went to Westport yesterday and had the fish and chips there... Then I read Kramps. Now I have this sudden urge to plumb something. -- Ken Adrian...
I love you. ... From: Vaughan Reid To: WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday, June 06, 2004 9:53 PM Subject: [WritingComedy] Writer's Kramps This Week's...
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