Cy, perhaps we have something in common. You mentioned you hadn't read Ken's spoof prior to posting (hence you weren't speaking direcetly about Ken's spoof -...
The situation in Haiti is, indeed, not a funny one. I would be the first to point that out to anyone who ridiculed anyone living there or making fun of the...
Okay, back to writing jokes... Here are some set-ups! -- 1) Last night I thought I was having a heart attack… Turns out it was just… 2) Divorce court is a...
An intelligent look at the problem space - as usual. I would expect nothing less from the mind of ScottyGett. As many of you know, Aristide lived in Montreal...
Since I would rather talk about beer, my gaseous dog and the odd funny things of society, I am going on no-mail from this group for awhile. This is supposed to...
Man down! Man down! Someone throw me a beer for Vaughan... Okay, clearly I've inspired way too much political and/or religious satirical ansgt and discussion....
Hell, I never receive emails from the group. I would't have room in my email box for anything else! I bookmarked the group on my yahoo page. One click and I...
I'm sorry... I didn't read this post. :-) You know, telling Vaughan we'll behave could backfire... anyone got some beer? Assorted fine imported mustards? ...
Okay, here's one that cannot possibly offend anyone... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i2290 ...except, of course, for Jerry Springer. -- Ken...
I agree with you, but I'm too lazy to change my settings to no mail. This is the reason I always end up leaving every list I join. Patti ... From: Vaughan Reid...
I am DEEPLY offended!!! ... From: Ken Adrian To: WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, March 01, 2004 10:24 AM Subject: [WritingComedy] The Spoof - Black...
Excuse me. You can't leave. It is in the Writing Comedy bylaws. Nice try, Tootsie! Vic, keeper of the bylaws ... mail. This is the reason I always end up...
Deeply offended? Until you are subterranean offended it doesn't count. Vic, hitchin' up her britches ... Springer's Mouth ... this group, have them send an...
Fine, then. I'll stay. But I'm gonna listen to Barry Manilow. Patti ... From: Victoria To: WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, March 01, 2004 5:50 PM ...
Fine yourself! The entire group will now rewrite all Manilow lyrics to include YOUR name! I'll start: Patti I remember all my life Raining down as cold as ice...
THANK YOU! I rated it a 5! I am currently writing my response to the Oscars as well. It is entitled: Bored of the Rings (copyright Victoria Bush 2004)...
*dies* I love you guys. This is why I can never leave this list. *listens to more Manilow* Patti ... From: Victoria To: WritingComedy@yahoogroups.com Sent:...
My new project is ready for the unveiling!! I have a deep, dark secret. Only it's not deep, dark, nor secret.... I am madly in love with Clay Aiken(make any...
Does this mean we have to change all of Clay Aiken's songs to include your name too? Vic, jotting down in her Daytimer to research Clay Aiken to appease Patti ...
Hello all, I am a ventriloquist. I have two older figures that I use in my shows. I want to perform with both of them. I am finding it hard to write...
Hi all, I meant to say in my last message that they would be on the stage together. Bantering back and forth. Kevin [Non-text portions of this message have...
Hi Kevin, I'd start off thinking in terms of contrast. Since they're both older characters, maybe one of them could be very hip and "with it" while the other...
I like Ken's second suggestion: a smart character and a stooge. It reminds me of when Ken and I have a conversation. Seriously, all the great comedy teams had...
I received the following e-mail from the fan club people at the Jerry Springer Show... ... Subject: Re: Black Hole Actually Jerry Springer's Mouth Date: Tue,...
Ha! I thought that was very clever... I don't yet know how you do that whole thing with the scrolling text area inside the graphic - very cool. Clay would be...
That is simply an iframe. I despise frames and an iframe is the only kind I will ever dare work with. There quite easy. I could show you sometime. Clay would...