Future Magazines by Kramer Publishing

Tired of the same old magazines?
I thought so.

Watch your local newsstands for these exciting new magazines by
Kramer Publishing...

Real Complicated - targets readers of Real Simple.
Simple tasks made complicated.

Minim - targets readers of Maxim.
Sorry, no hot babes.

Them - targets readers of Us.
It's not about Us any more.

Out of Style - targets readers of InStyle.
We get real when it comes to playing dress up.

Aliens - targets readers of People.
Do you ever feel like you're being watched?

Bad Housekeeping - targets readers of Good Housekeeping.
At least we're honest!

Unlucky - targets readers of Lucky.
Sorry, but your luck has run out.

Martha Stewart Dying - targets readers of Martha Stewart Living.
We've seen enough of Martha.

Worse Homes and Gardens - targets readers of Better Homes and Gardens.
Real people in real homes and real gardens.

Vague - targets readers of Vogue.
Forget the Fashion Police!

Cold Rod - targets readers of Hot Rod.
We feature Demolition Derby-quality automobiles.

Miscarriage - targets readers of Pregnancy.
Read it and weep!
(As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "Forgive me Lord and feed me to
the Pygmies in New Guinea")

Unpopular Science - targets readers of Popular Science.
Loaded with Al Gore's scientific theorems.

Blob - Targets readers of Shape.
Make this magazine into a movie. Okay?

USA Yesterday - targets readers of USA Today.
Old news is better than no news.

Car and Drunk Driver - targets readers of Car and Driver.
See pictures of DUI drivers and DUI crashes. Find your photo in our
magazine and win!

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