Here's a script that has my bear puppet Honeypot going to the movies.
I consider it average-it's not the best script I've ever written.
At the Movies
F: Hey there <vent's name>!
V: Hi there <puppet's name>!
F: How are things?
V: Just fine, and you?
F: (shrugs) Can't complain. Do anything special of late?
V: Nothing really. What about you?
F: Sure did! My friend and I went to the movies recently.
V: Oh that sounds like fun.
F: (shrugs) It was an experience.
V: Oh?
F: Yep. It all began when we got to the theater.
V: Really?
F: My friend looked at the COMING ATTRACTIONS and I concentrated on
the pretty female ATTRACTIONS COMING my way (chuckles).
V: (smiles). What movie did you decide on?
F: Well, I wanted to see a GUY MOVIE.
V: (Smiles) I love movies when there's alot of action and THINGS BLOW UP.
F: The thing was that when I mentioned this to her, SHE BLEW UP!
V: (nods) Didn't like the idea huh?
F: (shakes his head). Not at all. After much haggling we finally
decided on a horror movie.
V: (nods) I see.
F: We purchased our tickets. Talk about HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
V: Oh really?
F: The cinema advertised POPULAR PRICES.
V: Oh, did they?
F: Yeah, but they were only POPULAR WITH THE CINEMA!
V: (nods) Movies are expensive these days.
F: Hoo! Are they ever! What's more, the priciness didn't stop there.
V: Oh?
F: (nods) Yep, the snack bar charged us $8.00 a piece for POPCORN,
$5.00 a piece for SODA POP and $6.00 a piece for the HAND CART RENTALS!
V: Why would you need HANDCARTS for?
F: (shrugs) The drinks and snacks were TOO BIG for US TO CARRY THEM!
V: (chuckles) I see.
F: Well, my friend and I arrived at our seats with five minutes to spare.
V: Oh?
F: We would have gotten there sooner had we not GOTTEN LOST.
V: How could you get lost?
F: Are you kidding? The megaplex we were at was so HUGE, each THEATER
had its own ZIP CODE!
V: It's good that you finally found your place.
F: (shrugs) Well maybe. I already told you we'd decided on a HORROR
MOVIE right?
V: (nods) yes.
F: It was WELL NAMED.....IT WAS HORRIBLE!
V: Oh really?
F: For one thing, the dialogue was so CHEESY, you'd think it was
written by a MOUSE!
V: I see.
F: Also, the acting was so WOODEN, you'd think the actors that were in
it CAME FROM A FOREST!
V: (nods) Wasn't very good huh?
F: (shakes his head) No it wasn't! I understand they call those kinds
of movies "B" movies, and that's a GOOD NAME FOR THEM!
V: Why?
F: Boy did we GET STUNG!
V: Well, at least it was over quickly.
F: (shrugs) Not QUICKLY ENOUGH for us. During the movie a baby
started to CRY.
V: Oh no!
F: Yep. It was hard to know who was SCREAMING MORE, THE BABY or the
LADIES on the SCREEN!
V: Sounds like you had quite an experience at the movies.
F: (nods) You could say that. But, there was a BRIGHT SPOT in all of
this.
V: When was that?
F: When the HOUSE LIGHTS came on at the END OF THE MOVIE!
*END*