Looks like you stopped posting here again! Anyway, I found it interesting that your review for Surf's Up didn't come across as altogether positive yet you...
Yes, that's right. Starting these notifications up again. Here's a question to ponder: Is it wrong of me to lust after Lois Lane in a mini-skirt if she's...
This makes me wonder about your lust. You choose this film for the "Comeback of the Newsgroup"? Why did you ignore the Resident Evil trilogy? Who needs cartoon...
Considering how much CGI they tossed in during the fight scenes, I'd say a good part of your lust for Alice went to an animated object as well! This is a free...
Josh Hartnett is out to prove that he overcomes his reputation for stiff acting by making sure everyone else in the cast is playing undead. His performance...
Dude, I only see like 2 movies a year or something, and the one I see is one you have not yet reviewed! I often like to see what you thought of something...
I'm looking forward to this one. I love Wes Anderson, but I'm growing somewhat tired of seeing the same type of film from him. Let me guess, Darjeeling LImited...
If this film were about my housemate, also named Dan, it would feature nothing but an hour and a half of a fat, balding man clicking a remote every few seconds...
Four things Andrew loves: 1. Sinjin 2. Smith 3. Bad horror 4. Rowdy Roddy Piper Sin-Jin Smyth <http://www.snapkickproductions.com/sinjin/> It MUST be seen!!...
I think it may have helped that I had absolutely no idea what this movie was all about going in. But yup, dysfunctional family on a train. I think the...
Herpes is something that always comes back, and this film proves just about as welcome. You have to love a film that makes fun of characters in inspiration...
Awesome!!! I need to see this movie!! It's also a holiday movie (Halloween/Day of the Dead!)! Unfortunately IMDB just lists a generic 2007 date for release....
If nothing else, this movie taught me one valuable lesson: if you're assisting a wheelchair-ridden man onto a toilet, make sure that, when your arms are around...
One movie in and I'm already tired of Christmas. Vince Vaughn and a PG rating are so not money. Click the link below, and or get a yuletide log stuffed up...
Tom Cruise is in this film, but thankfully, director Robert Redford kept all couches away, forcing him to act from a standing position most of the time. He...
I don't remember seeing a movie called "P", but apparently they've made a sequel. Then again,most people enjoyed Malcolm X without seeing I through IX, so who...
The last two days, my traffic has grown to the point where I think it actually shut down my site for half the day yesterday. Although my internet provider...
Congratulations man! You deserve it! You ever get any emails from people who liked Transformers? I'm still pissed off about watching that movie. I should have...
Ah no wonder your site is down! Congrats dude--3rd site mentioned! Sucks about the bandwidth though...you ever look into getting hosting elsewhere? ... it ......
I know (or at least pretty sure) you're an expert on this story, so I'm waiting for your review before I see this film. I'm sure the visuals are stunning, but...
Basically, Cyrus is asking how much nudity is in it. ... From: rolandcyrus To: Qwipster@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, November 17, 2007 10:01 AM Subject:...
Beowulf review will be coming up later today. In the meantime, here's a review for the latest Gus Van Sant flick, Paranoid Park, which Cyrus will recognize as...
Isn't Paranoid Park were we met? I was looking for drugs, you were looking for love. Together we went on a quest for the elusive homosexual weed dealer...
It dawned on me as I watched the opening credits role as to why Cyrus has stuffed tissues and hand cream into his raincoat in anticipation of running out the...