I've now changed my goal for the site -- I no longer want to review every release out there. From now on, I'm sticking only to movies that begin with the...
Ladies, if you were to have Nic Cage as a lover in this film, he'd be the best sex you'll ever have. He can see into his future everything that will happen to...
Another shitty action movie with Cage? No way! I can't wait to see it, but the future tells me that it won't be until it's airing repeatedly on TBS and I'm too...
Here's something nifty to think about. In the first Spider-Man, we learn that the thief that Peter Parker didn't stop ends up killing his Uncle Ben, ths...
There's nothing like watching porn with the dirty parts mostly cut out. Thank you, Netflix! Since you can watch better looking women doing filthier things on...
The film is called Bunny Whipped because...well, I guess there is a scene in an animal control shelter that has a rabbit in it. I wonder what the film would...
Looks like you stopped posting here again! Anyway, I found it interesting that your review for Surf's Up didn't come across as altogether positive yet you...
Yes, that's right. Starting these notifications up again. Here's a question to ponder: Is it wrong of me to lust after Lois Lane in a mini-skirt if she's...
This makes me wonder about your lust. You choose this film for the "Comeback of the Newsgroup"? Why did you ignore the Resident Evil trilogy? Who needs cartoon...
Considering how much CGI they tossed in during the fight scenes, I'd say a good part of your lust for Alice went to an animated object as well! This is a free...
Josh Hartnett is out to prove that he overcomes his reputation for stiff acting by making sure everyone else in the cast is playing undead. His performance...
Dude, I only see like 2 movies a year or something, and the one I see is one you have not yet reviewed! I often like to see what you thought of something...
I'm looking forward to this one. I love Wes Anderson, but I'm growing somewhat tired of seeing the same type of film from him. Let me guess, Darjeeling LImited...
If this film were about my housemate, also named Dan, it would feature nothing but an hour and a half of a fat, balding man clicking a remote every few seconds...
Four things Andrew loves: 1. Sinjin 2. Smith 3. Bad horror 4. Rowdy Roddy Piper Sin-Jin Smyth <http://www.snapkickproductions.com/sinjin/> It MUST be seen!!...
I think it may have helped that I had absolutely no idea what this movie was all about going in. But yup, dysfunctional family on a train. I think the...
Herpes is something that always comes back, and this film proves just about as welcome. You have to love a film that makes fun of characters in inspiration...
Awesome!!! I need to see this movie!! It's also a holiday movie (Halloween/Day of the Dead!)! Unfortunately IMDB just lists a generic 2007 date for release....
If nothing else, this movie taught me one valuable lesson: if you're assisting a wheelchair-ridden man onto a toilet, make sure that, when your arms are around...
One movie in and I'm already tired of Christmas. Vince Vaughn and a PG rating are so not money. Click the link below, and or get a yuletide log stuffed up...
Tom Cruise is in this film, but thankfully, director Robert Redford kept all couches away, forcing him to act from a standing position most of the time. He...
I don't remember seeing a movie called "P", but apparently they've made a sequel. Then again,most people enjoyed Malcolm X without seeing I through IX, so who...
The last two days, my traffic has grown to the point where I think it actually shut down my site for half the day yesterday. Although my internet provider...
Congratulations man! You deserve it! You ever get any emails from people who liked Transformers? I'm still pissed off about watching that movie. I should have...
Ah no wonder your site is down! Congrats dude--3rd site mentioned! Sucks about the bandwidth though...you ever look into getting hosting elsewhere? ... it ......
I know (or at least pretty sure) you're an expert on this story, so I'm waiting for your review before I see this film. I'm sure the visuals are stunning, but...
Basically, Cyrus is asking how much nudity is in it. ... From: rolandcyrus To: Qwipster@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, November 17, 2007 10:01 AM Subject:...