Two ultra-violent movies featuring Andy Garcia to quench your bloodlust on the agenda recently. "Smokin' Aces" (I keep wanting to call this "Smokin' Asses") is...
For the past month or so, I've been trying to watch a few movies that need to be fleshed out in terms of their reviews, and in the course of doing this, some...
I am doubly moved by these. First: Austin Powers moves up a half a star. Woo! Second: I am recognized for my contribution to the enjoyment of American cinema....
Two bad comedies have been added, one starring "rocker" Jon Bon Jovi and the other "comedian" Chevy Chase. PUCKED has Bon Jovi thinking crazy thoughts, even...
OMG OMG OMG, how did I NOT know there was a movie STARRING Bon Jovi out there?! Brad, just so you know, Bon Jovi is TOTALLY doable. I mean, have you SEEN him...
Honestly, I don't remember if Bon Jovi takes the shirt off (if he did, I probably blacked it out). However, in "Funny Money", Robert Loggia is passed out on...
That was the most fucked up thing I've had to look at in a long time. ... this ... Robert ... all! ... review ... I ... Bon ... all ... the ... ten ... to...
HOORAY, I got you to click! And I happen to think it was awesome.....sorry, got distracted, had to look at it again.... :p ... he ... tented ... after ... Bon...
If there is any picture that can erase the sight of Jon Bon Jovi in the buff, it will be the one I've attached to this review of Eddie Murphy's latest. If...
Getting it on with yourself? They made a movie about internet dating? ... From: qwipflix To: Qwipster@yahoogroups.com Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 9:03 AM...
If the number 23 has any meaning, the movie called The Number 23 does not. Why director Joel Schumacher made this one movie early is the real question, as...
A movie starring Shall We Dance's J.Lo and Take the Lead's Banderas, but, thank goodness, there is no dancing to be found. As is the usual custom, Mexicans...
An early peek at a review ony for those who read this forum. I'm out of town and on previous occasions, I have found that using other means to update my main...
Another review seen first by readers of this forum (posted late Sunday for everyone else). One of Jackie Chan's "Police Story" series, a series which confuses...
Churning out another one before Sunday, here is Wild Hogs, which has the dubious distinction of being both a bad movie and the best comedy in the last five...
The most amusing aspect of "Bullitt" isn't that a cop would have the last name of Bullitt. It's that his nickname is "Speedy", according to his girlfriend,...
300 is a perfect bowling score. "300", the movie, is far from perfect. In bowling. you've seen a "turkey" when someone bowls three strikes in a row. You'll...
We'll try to start this up again... Tarantino and Rodriguez are back again, doing it with each other. This time, they aren't quite doing it togehter, but one...
I have a couple of buddie (NOT Gullum) who I think would enjoy being a part of the this group - they consider themselves filmbuffs, although I think you'd ...
In this film we learn why hot chicks have it easy. Giovanni Ribisi plays Halle Berry's friend and cohort in trying to investigate the shady Bruce Willis...
In the tradition of the Ewoks vs. the Stormtroopers, the Native Americans take on the Vikings in this macho retelling of the 1987 NFC Championship game. I...
In this film, we witness ghosts trying to break into women's vagina's just before they are about to give birth, allowing them to reincarnate themselves as the...
I was so excited, I forgot to link, so here it is: http://www.qwipster.net/eye2.htm qwipflix <qwipflix@...> wrote: In this film, we witness ghosts trying...