Man, I am so sick of Pie, I can't tell you. In favor of this film, Eugene Levy keeps all of his clothes on. I guess they will keep making these movies until...
Yes, it's my first review of a film to be released in 2007, which allows me to start counting the number of times someone uses the "vomit scene". For those who...
Plenty of Maggie Gyllenhaal naked in this one, although I can't say she's my cup of tea, exactly. At least she isn't dressed like a cowboy and getting it on...
...of the movie Attack Force <http://qwipster.net/attackforce.htm> , with Steven Seagal. Hopefully, I will stop people in the future from making the same...
Poor guy....although he doesn't seem to realize his first mistake was liking Segal movies in the first place... ... <http://qwipster.net/attackforce.htm> , ...
My favorite line: "Anyone with half a brain can tell it's not Seagal's voice". I guess this says something about what Seagal thinks about his target audience...
Here's one of the rare movies that I've been sent a screener of that actually was worth my time to view. Here's where I learn that, contrary to popular...
Hey, I happen to be a great "B" movie fan. (I know, you are all surprised by this news. This sounds like the kind of movie I can bond with the boys while ...
Perhaps as payback for last year's Christmas gift to Brad, the incredibly bad Roger Corman flick, Deathsport, Brad's gift to me this year was to take me to a...
Something should be considered. Perhaps the showing of this film "by the artist" had something to do with community service hours he was made to pay for making...
For those fans that thought Van Wilder <http://www.qwipster.net/vanwilder.htm> would have been funnier if they had less Ryan Reynolds, you've gotten your...
Here's one where I will eagerly anticipate Brad's review, as this is the Brad-est movie I may have seen this year. Chemicals are poured into a major river,...
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Plus side: Plenty of naked Kate Winslet in this one. Nuff said for most of you. Down side: No naked Jennifer Connelly As for the rest, its probably one of the...
No, if only I could get my predatory, globe-hopping housemate to head out to a country where they kill people for their vital organs, all would be well in my...
Another 2007 movie, another vomit scene (pregnant woman again). We are now 2 for 2 in that category, in case you're keeping score. Any film that has Travolta,...
Nothing goes together more than the terms "wet", "hot", and "David Hyde Pierce". Click the link below, with that wet, hot crazy digit! (No, not THAT one...the...
It's a good thing that women in England don't think Jude Law is attractive, as he just so happens to be available and without a romantic prospect when American...
This film screams for brad's take. It stars David Hasselhoff in a macho, take-no-crap perfomance. Considering how much he winces and grimaces throughout, he...
It has been a lone time since I have seen "Rocky III - A new Kind of Love", so I didn't reply to Vince's recent review. I had a refresher of the movie last...
Let's not forget the oiled-up muscles, embraces by the beach, etc. check out this video for proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JGSKjvpfBY brdlent...
Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your ears! Allll righty then. In what is bound to get Cyrus's panties all tied up in knots, here are the reviews of Ace...
Fans of Richard Donner clamored for years for Donner's excised footage to emerge, and gee -- just by searching, they found it! Donner set about putting as much...
Everybody loves a slinky and anybody who can laugh does while watching Ace Ventura II: When Nature Calls. This sequel is superior to its predecessor on every ...
Cyrus, That review was perfect. I am sure Aimee agrees with you (Right, Aimee?) I'll admit, I did laugh on a few occasions while watching it. Maybe I will...
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