The highlight of Five Fingers is the sponge bath scene, where a naked Ryan Phillippe shows that Dutch bankers have rippling abs. Of course, from the title, we...
Oops, he didn't put his fingers in a dam, it was in a dyke. I guess that's a joke that needs no punch line. (You can't punch if you can't make a first anyway,...
Eh, no one will be looking at his hands with rippling abs anyway. While he might not be able to punch you, I can! ... guess ... can't ... naked ... dam. ... to...
"Doable" even without fingers? ... From: icyshard To: Qwipster@yahoogroups.com Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 11:50 AM Subject: [Qwipster] Re: New Review...
I wrote the review for this a couple of weeks ago, but I kept forgetting to post. I barely remember seeing it. Finally it has arrived for all to ignore. It...
I used to tease my little brother for wanting to see this travesty of an infomercial masquerading as a heartwarming children's film. Of course, he only wanted...
I'm generally happy when I see a new Almodovar film and half the cast isn't composed of men dressed up as women. Actually, I haven't really confirmed that...
Critics are raving over this juvenile comedy, which leads me to believe that they will enjoy any film that has subtitles. it also means they like to see two...
Dan will most likely be disappointed in Vegas. He is handed those cards on the street for half-nude girls available to "entertain" and is probably wondering...
Sorry, I was out of town for 5 days, and just didn't have the mental fortitude toget all my crap together (I'm still about 2 reviews behind). Here are the...
If you aren't burnt out on the Donna Summer hit, "On the Radio", you will be after seeing this film, which plays it about a dozen times. Jodie Foster and Scott...
Dude, I would go watch this movie just because Scott Baio is in it! I mean, what has he been in that DIDN'T rock? Now I have the urge to watch a Charles in...
You know a film is bad when Christopher Lambert takes a pass on being in it. In fact, nearly everyone from the first film avoided this lame-brained sequel...
Texas Hold Em replaces the game of baccarat because who the hell knows how to play baccarat? Funny thing, I can't say it's REAl Texas Hold Em unless the...
Mel Gibson is one of several celebrities that appear in this documentary lamenting the death of the beloved electric car, which has inspired him to make a...
This one was sent to me by the filmmaker for an early review, so it's another case of trying to let him down gently with his low budget first film. In this...
A heartwarming family film that makes me kinda hungry for penguin on Thanksgiving. It answers the question: is it harder to be a gay penguin or a Bi-polar...
I can promise no happiness to other appendages used to click on the link. Well, depending on the appendage used, you may already be happy, regardless of my...
Perhaps this film might have been funnier if Jon Heder and Billy Bob Thornton had performed their roles as if they were Napoleon Dynamite and Karl (from Sling...
Perhaps this film might have been funnier if Jon Heder and Billy Bob Thornton had performed their roles as if they were Napoleon Dynamite and Karl (from Sling...
Unlike the films based on events in Hunter S. Thompson's life, this documentary actually makes some sense. Trouble is, Gary Busey, who is interviewed during...
This is the movie you've been waiting to see if you've ever seen tenacious D and wondered what their asses might look like. unfortunately, Kyle Gass looks...
Man, I am so sick of Pie, I can't tell you. In favor of this film, Eugene Levy keeps all of his clothes on. I guess they will keep making these movies until...
Yes, it's my first review of a film to be released in 2007, which allows me to start counting the number of times someone uses the "vomit scene". For those who...
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