Yes, it's my first review of a film to be released in 2007, which allows me to start counting the number of times someone uses the "vomit scene". For those who...
Here's one of the rare movies that I've been sent a screener of that actually was worth my time to view. Here's where I learn that, contrary to popular...
...of the movie Attack Force <http://qwipster.net/attackforce.htm> , with Steven Seagal. Hopefully, I will stop people in the future from making the same...
Plenty of Maggie Gyllenhaal naked in this one, although I can't say she's my cup of tea, exactly. At least she isn't dressed like a cowboy and getting it on...
Man, I am so sick of Pie, I can't tell you. In favor of this film, Eugene Levy keeps all of his clothes on. I guess they will keep making these movies until...
This is the movie you've been waiting to see if you've ever seen tenacious D and wondered what their asses might look like. unfortunately, Kyle Gass looks...
Unlike the films based on events in Hunter S. Thompson's life, this documentary actually makes some sense. Trouble is, Gary Busey, who is interviewed during...
Perhaps this film might have been funnier if Jon Heder and Billy Bob Thornton had performed their roles as if they were Napoleon Dynamite and Karl (from Sling...
Perhaps this film might have been funnier if Jon Heder and Billy Bob Thornton had performed their roles as if they were Napoleon Dynamite and Karl (from Sling...
A heartwarming family film that makes me kinda hungry for penguin on Thanksgiving. It answers the question: is it harder to be a gay penguin or a Bi-polar...
This one was sent to me by the filmmaker for an early review, so it's another case of trying to let him down gently with his low budget first film. In this...
Mel Gibson is one of several celebrities that appear in this documentary lamenting the death of the beloved electric car, which has inspired him to make a...
Texas Hold Em replaces the game of baccarat because who the hell knows how to play baccarat? Funny thing, I can't say it's REAl Texas Hold Em unless the...
You know a film is bad when Christopher Lambert takes a pass on being in it. In fact, nearly everyone from the first film avoided this lame-brained sequel...
If you aren't burnt out on the Donna Summer hit, "On the Radio", you will be after seeing this film, which plays it about a dozen times. Jodie Foster and Scott...
Sorry, I was out of town for 5 days, and just didn't have the mental fortitude toget all my crap together (I'm still about 2 reviews behind). Here are the...
Critics are raving over this juvenile comedy, which leads me to believe that they will enjoy any film that has subtitles. it also means they like to see two...
I'm generally happy when I see a new Almodovar film and half the cast isn't composed of men dressed up as women. Actually, I haven't really confirmed that...
I used to tease my little brother for wanting to see this travesty of an infomercial masquerading as a heartwarming children's film. Of course, he only wanted...
I wrote the review for this a couple of weeks ago, but I kept forgetting to post. I barely remember seeing it. Finally it has arrived for all to ignore. It...
The highlight of Five Fingers is the sponge bath scene, where a naked Ryan Phillippe shows that Dutch bankers have rippling abs. Of course, from the title, we...
Emilio Estevez stars in one of the four stories in this horror anthology. He's a teenager whose main object in life is to "beat the Bishop". Why does this...
If the film actually has Christopher Lambert's name above the title, how can it possibly miss? Watching the movie based ont he video game is like playing the...
I've always though that Hugh Jackman should change his name to Hugh Johnson. Perhaps if he had starred in adult movies earlier in his career, it would have...
Dan's ultimate nightmare: a future where the youngest person on the planet is eighteen years old. I guess those trips to Thailand and Costa Rica will be out...
Many people have speculated as to why the film is called Five Easy Pieces. Some have said it refers to the title of a piano lessons that Jack Nicholson...
Who said there's no life after "The Incredible Hulk"? Lou Ferrigno shows his acting chops in this Italian-made clunker, and the results are funnier than most...
