It's funny how the much-hyped exit polling wasn't an immediate dead giveaway is the media questioning as to the results of the election that would see an...
Starring "The Face" from "The A-Team", Sheena, and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, this cavalcade of superstars is a true epic of 1980s cinema. "Rock n Roll" plus pro...
Big 80s hair, dogs that play Scrabble, and a killer orangutan...what more coupld you possibly want from a movie? Proving yet again that Corey Haim can't make a...
I wish I could tell you more but, you know...it's confidential. You may click the link below, just don't tell me about it. [:-$] Art School Confidential...
For those of you in California needing to know whether or not you should vote for Schwarzenegger for governor, ponder these arguments: Anti-Arnie: Considering...
All throughout his career, we've all wondered what Schwarzenegger would look like pregnant. He realized that all ofhis fans had been clamoring for him to get...
The ultimate irony of Employee of the Month is that it is the kind of film that will readily be sold and mass consumed by your typical Costco shopper -- ones...
it's important to remember that in between his career as a football player and perpetrator of a double homicide that OJ was an actor -- not that you'd know it...
The ultimate fantasy for any liberal: The George Dubya Bush snuff film! The ultimate nightmare for any liberal: The Dick Cheney presidency! Lots of controversy...
This film carries the original title of Open Water 2, apparently because the producers think that people can't get enough of watching 30-year-olds trying to...
More from the saga that Scorsese based The Departed on, this one is a prequel that fleshes out the characters and makes the entire thing into a Godfather-like...
This was my first viewing in the newly refurbished Lent Theater, which boasts a better soundsystem, alhtough the voices of the actors seemed to be coming from...
Martin Scorsese says, "Let's get Departed in here!" by going back to his roots in crime dramas and coming up with another winner. Plenty of off-color remarks,...
While this film isn't really about Queen Elizabeth II in the totality of her career, concentrating solely on the events following the tragic death of Princess...
The most interesting story angle left untried in this time-shift romance: Keanu putting a certain body part into the mailbox in 2004 while Sandra is on her...
On the left, we have Mas, the "Dead or Alive" video game aficionado, a man who bought "DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball", not because he is a volleyball fan, but...
Army has them, Navy has them. Air Force and Marines as well. The Hollywood action film that gets the youngsters lined up around the block at the recruitment...
Why did they bother animating this movie? Don't they know that what audiences really want to see is Martin Lawrence and Ashton Kutcher alone in the woods...
Sorry for not getting to these right away, it has been too busy to type it up. I've just added two noew movies to the site. The first is SuperGuy: Behind the...
Comic books must be a serious business in Hong Kong, as a good one is apparently worth killing for. Fatal Comic will make you want to exact a revenge of your...
What would you get if you took out all of the politcal aspects of Team America and filled in the blanks with as much gross-out sex and potty jokes as ever put...
Following the tradition of the Final Destination series, the producers of The Butterfly Effect must think that people don't want to see a continuation of the...
Perhaps only notable as the last film Macaulay Culkin would appear in until he could legally drink, and who wouldn't need a stiff drink before, during, and...
You've all been clamoring for more animated Marvel superheroes, right? No? This one is set in an African country where no white man has ever dared venture in,...
Ryan Gosling cavorts around in his tighty-whities making the case that Half Nelson's title should have been Full Johnson. Put that in your notebook, ladies --...
Erwan and I re-watched "Resident Evil" the other evening. We are now ready for a film that will be completely different and "origional"; like "Feast". Oh yes,...
Affleck plays another superhero -- sort of. Question arise -- will Jen want to see this to catch Affleck's ass, or will the sight of Adrien Brody's face keep...
I can't talk too much trash, as the first-time football team in Gridiron Gang performs much better than my fantasy team this year so far. The Rock performs...
Watch this for the hot lesbian action between Demi Moore and Rob Lowe! Thankfully, Jim Belushi keeps his pants on. If Rob Lowe had boobs, he'd be a pretty hot...
